by Lance » Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:00 pm
It has gone on sale in China where its name translates as "Long, hard rod that gives pleasure and joy". The Chinese government has declared them illegal. Islamist Chinese in far western China (near Afghanistan) declare holy war against the developers of the "Devil Sex Stick".
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