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by **umop ap!sdn** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 8:59 pm

Enzo wrote:[spoiler]If only Janet Jackson had used pasties instead of clip-ons, she'd never have been in trouble.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Ya know, the funny thing is when I first saw that grainy thumbnail picture on the news sites, I thought she was wearing something to cover the nipple. I was going to guess "the things that Janet Jackson was wearing" as the answer to the puzzle but wasn't familiar with the word "pasties".

So I headed over to Wikipedia to make sure I had the right person... and found out from their much more detailed photo that she wasn't wearing them after all. #-o

[/spoiler]

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:38 pm

[spoiler]IIRC, wasn't there a fad a few years started by "Sex in the City" where women would put fake nipples on their bras?[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Anyway, so who's next? By my reckoning, it should be umop.[/spoiler]

[spoiler]Why are we posting everything in spoilers? This can make FireFox very angry :([/spoiler]

by **Enzo** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:54 pm

Oh, who knows. If we post in spoilers, then no one else can see, right?

It is like loud whispering.

I don't know how to make clever links into words, so here are some pasties:

http://www.twirlygirl.net/products/images/p2011.jpg

Oddly enough I placed that there by using the "paste" function...

Of you google "pasties" you will find all dorts of them, along with the Michigan culinary delight also called a pastie. The breast covers are pronounced like paste, adn the food item is pronoubced like past, as in not present.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:30 am

Enzo, just do this: [url=(insert link here)(insert"]"here)(desired link word here)[/url]

And you get This

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:35 am

MM_Dandy wrote:[spoiler]IIRC, wasn't there a fad a few years started by "Sex in the City" where women would put fake nipples on their bras?[/spoiler]

Bah, I hate that show. Used to like it but they did one episode that changed my mind.

[spoiler]Anyway, so who's next? By my reckoning, it should be umop.[/spoiler]

Really? Okay here goes...

Edible biomass of Latin American cuisine contained within fibrous inedible exteriors.

(It's what I'm having for supper tonight. :D)

by **Enzo** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:42 am

Tamales. I like tamales.

I also like their:

leguminous puree acoutrements homonymic with former Ford motor product

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:43 am

Enzo wrote:Tamales. I like tamales.

Yes.

I should probably try pinto beans sometime, although I'm not much for beans anyway so probably wouldn't care for 'em. Although there's a restaurant walking distance from my home in which this one time the manager was serving everyone little cupfuls of what he called Redneck Caviar: little bits of beans, diced vegetables, and I'm not sure what else all mixed together in some kind of sweet liquid. Really good stuff.

by **Lance** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 3:19 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:IIRC, wasn't there a fad a few years started by "Sex in the City" where women would put fake nipples on their bras?

They were originally called "Perks" but are now apparently called "Body Perks". I have never seen "Sex and the City" but I think CNN or Good Morning America mentioned the "craze" when it began.

by **Enzo** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 12:55 am

I may have already mentioned this one.

The old lady really like Sex and the City, so I am forced to watch it from time to time. I made an observation in the show's opening sequence,and I shared it with her just to show her "how depraved men really are."

In the opening montage, Sarah Jessica Parker is on a street curb when a bus rolls by and splashes her with a large puddle of water. She is wearing a pink clingy sweater. When the water hits her, it brings her nipples up. I don't think they are fake, since you can watch the process in action.

Innocence is lost.

And geez are those women neurotic. That show makes my teeth itch.

by **Lance** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:41 pm

"Macrogamete Duration Chronograph"

by **Мастер** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 12:37 am

Egg timer?

by **Lance** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 1:07 am

by **Enzo** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:28 am

Retroviral assistant

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:21 am

I don't know, a nurse....blah

by **Enzo** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 7:10 am

Considering the source, it just might be a play on words. And not all that clever a play at that.

by **Lance** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:49 pm

AIDS aid?

by **Enzo** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 1:59 am

Close enough,

AIDS aide.

by **Lance** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 7:14 pm

Enzo wrote:aide

You just taught me a new word.

Anyway...

Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

by **umop ap!sdn** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:20 am

Enzo wrote:AIDS aide.

"I have aides!"[/Jared Fogle impersonation on South Park]

Lance wrote:Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder

I really don't have a good guess for this one... backpack maybe?

by **Enzo** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:43 am

Aid is assistance, and an aide is an assistant.

My guess would be a bra.

by **Lance** » Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:49 pm

Enzo wrote:Aid is assistance, and an aide is an assistant.

I can't believe I never knew that.

Enzo wrote:My guess would be a bra.

Yuppers!

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 4:57 pm

Boulder = another name for boobie.

Heh, who knew. :mrgreen:

by **Enzo** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 6:41 am

Hell, "yuppers" sounds like a good one as well. There is no shortage of names for them.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:10 am

True enough. :D

I eagerly await the next puzzle.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 8:58 am

umop ap!sdn wrote: Boulder = another name for boobie.

Heh, who knew.

Don't we have enough names for the Breast by now? :lol:

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