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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 12:51 am

Dragon Star wrote:Let me know if you want me to take out one of the walls and do some some shock and awe on her ass, Lance. :P


Do what you want but remember intentional acts are not covered on the insurance policy.

Muhahahahaha

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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:02 am

No, it's okay. She's hallucinating all that. She's really wrapped up like I said. See? All the rambling is just in her mind.

The doctor is on his way and she should be better soon. I don't know what the heck is wrong with her though. This is far more severe than it's ever been before.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:11 am

Lance wrote:No, it's okay. She's hallucinating all that. She's really wrapped up like I said. See? All the rambling is just in her mind.

The doctor is on his way and she should be better soon. I don't know what the heck is wrong with her though. This is far more severe than it's ever been before.


That's the cook, not me! Sheesh, you really don't pay attention to staff, do you? She's your former minion, she took a new position as your personal chef because you liked her souffle so much. I'm the new and improved minion :mrgreen:

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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:17 am

Yea, but what if we don't play along? She might go nuts forever! :shock:
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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:25 am

Yeah, true...

There are certain "things" that she enjoys having done to her that generally get her attention and settle her down. I have instructed one of my valets to provide the proper stimulation and see if that brings her around.

Just keep listening, we'll know soon enough of it's working... Even up here.
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:30 am

I'm sure as hell not going down there! :lol:
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:32 am

Lance wrote:Yeah, true...

There are certain "things" that she enjoys having done to her that generally get her attention and settle her down. I have instructed one of my valets to provide the proper stimulation and see if that brings her around.

Just keep listening, we'll know soon enough of it's working... Even up here.


Silly, silly, Lance. . .you're valet is locked in the dungeon with the rest of the staff. When Umop gets here, she can verify that I have indeed stormed the castle in a bloodless coup. . .

Until then, I'm sure you will be comforted to know I am enjoying all the amenities of your domain.

*microwaves some kettle corn & flips on the plasma 65" tv*

If you'll excuse me, my shows are on.
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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:46 am

Boy, he says it's not working this time. She thinks she's eating popcorn or something and laughing like she's the only one there.

I sure wish the doctor would show up...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:44 am

Lance wrote:So, is that how you want to be, or was this just a simple misunderstanding that will be all better after a beer and a boost?

Yes, it was a simple misunderstanding. In hindsight my reaction may have seemed excessive but that's because the space station was my device for trying to kill my target.

I'm really not a beer drinker but is there any of that wine left? :D

teri tait wrote:Hey Umop! I usurped Lance and did a hostile takeover of the castle for you! :mrgreen:

Aww, you didn't have to do that for me. :) Tell ya what, I'll give you the space station. It's served its purpose as far as I'm concerned, and I was considering making it into an artificial reef... but you're certainly welcome to have it. :D
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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:49 am

umop ap!sdn wrote:Yes, it was a simple misunderstanding.

Okay, cool. Sorry for any inconvenience I caused you.

And so you know, teri is tied up in one of the dungeons almost completely out of her mind. She thinks she took over the castle and is eating popcorn all alone.

Would you like to see? It's pitiful and funny at the same time.

I fear I'm going to have to have her carted off into town for a visit the the "soft" rooms.
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:21 am

Hey Umop, thanks for the space station. I got a nice piece of land in Alamagorda NM, close tot he new Area 51. I'm going to park it there & make it my retirement home! :)

*flupe the switch to give Lance back remote control of the castle*

Here ya go Boss, no hard feelings right?

*walks noncholantly out of the castle*

I think you're going to like what I've done with the place :)

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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:25 am

They're coming for her in the morning...

For what I've described, they said leaving her chained up over night will be fine because she simply doesn't have a clue.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:30 am

teri tait wrote:Hey hippie, want to join me in the coup? It'll be fun, we can giggle and paint each others toenails like a slumber party or something. (Don't worry, Lance can't get in until I let him back in.)

*starts rearranging the furniture*


Um... *leaves the broken sapling on the floor* um...

You better stay the hell away from my toes! How about a good, bloody horror movie instead? What about massive amounts of caffeine and chocolate? Don't forget the videogames...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:30 am

I don't have time tonight but be expecting 2nd kill words tomorrow. :twisted: I want to see the dead bodies!
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:35 am

St. Jimmy wrote:I want to see the dead bodies!


Don't you love us anymore!? *WAIL*
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:37 am

hippietrekx wrote:
teri tait wrote:Hey hippie, want to join me in the coup? It'll be fun, we can giggle and paint each others toenails like a slumber party or something. (Don't worry, Lance can't get in until I let him back in.)

*starts rearranging the furniture*


Um... *leaves the broken sapling on the floor* um...

You better stay the hell away from my toes! How about a good, bloody horror movie instead? What about massive amounts of caffeine and chocolate? Don't forget the videogames...


Dang, I just turned the castle back over to Lance. . .

Oh well, Umop gave me a barely used space station which you can come over and hang out in if you like.
We can watch horror flicks but not "The Ring" :shock:
I got plenty of Starbucks Mochas and all sorts of confections of the chocolate persuasion.

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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:45 am

Sounds like a plan with the coffee & cocoa!

I've never seen the ring. What about "The Notebook?" I hear that's scary as hell. :lol:

I was... um... tending to the saplings when the boys were in flight... and one broke. I was trying to fix it but gave up...

Anyway, are Pacman, Frogger, and Pong okay? :D
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:50 am

hippietrekx wrote:Sounds like a plan with the coffee & cocoa!

I've never seen the ring. What about "The Notebook?" I hear that's scary as hell. :lol:

I was... um... tending to the saplings when the boys were in flight... and one broke. I was trying to fix it but gave up...

Anyway, are Pacman, Frogger, and Pong okay? :D


Hmmm, I suck at Frogger and Pacman. I can hold my own in Pong on the beginner levels. I kick ass at Tetris and smoke everybody at Yahoo Pool. My log in there is "Grim Reaper of Pool" :lol:
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:52 am

Great! We can have a Versus game of Tetris! That's a great game!
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:55 am

hippietrekx wrote:Great! We can have a Versus game of Tetris! That's a great game!



We could have a tournament, winner gets to pick the horror movie.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:58 am

teri tait wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:Great! We can have a Versus game of Tetris! That's a great game!



We could have a tournament, winner gets to pick the horror movie.


Ooooh. I like that. Should umop and the boys play, too?
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Postby teri tait » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:04 am

hippietrekx wrote:
teri tait wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:Great! We can have a Versus game of Tetris! That's a great game!



We could have a tournament, winner gets to pick the horror movie.


Ooooh. I like that. Should umop and the boys play, too?


Heh, those guys are still drinking rum and flying drunkinly around the skies, insisting that I'm hallucinating. I suppose when they sober up. . . Umop too, if she wants :)
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:07 am

*slurring speech*

Hey! I'm not drunk until I have to hold onto a cloud to keep from floating into outer space!
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:17 am

Dragon Star wrote:*slurring speech*

Hey! I'm not drunk until I have to hold onto a cloud to keep from floating into outer space!


Meh, he dosen't look *too* bad yet. Let's allow him in on our festivities.

Where's umop...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Aug 16, 2006 4:49 am

Rat heah.

OMG, Teri, you and I have got to play Yahoo pool sometime!!! My screenname is in my profile.

See you at the [strike]space station[/strike] retirement home in [strike]3x10^2 seconds[/strike] 1.188x10^-7 lifetimes! :mrgreen:
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