Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 2:13 am**

^ Kal-El's baby sister ^

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:01 am**

^made of Kryptonite

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 5:25 pm**

^Just a carbon-based water bag.^

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:00 pm**

^ prefers bags of silicone ^

Posted: **Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:28 pm**

^Doesn't^

Posted: **Tue Oct 14, 2008 11:45 pm**

^ Secretly longs to be ... a lumberjack. ^

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:34 pm**

^Secretly longs not to be one^

Posted: **Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:42 pm**

^is the Tooth Fairy

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 6:22 pm**

^Once knocked a tooth out of a fairy's mouth when said fairy had her own way with fulfilling wishes. ^

Posted: **Sat Oct 18, 2008 7:41 pm**

^is the bogey man

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 12:00 am**

^is the birdie woman^

Posted: **Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:25 pm**

^ Lycanthrope in were-sheep's clothing ^

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:18 am**

^ Knows were of he speaks. ^

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:37 pm**

^Knows his orthography^

Posted: **Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:23 pm**

^specializes in cartography

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2008 1:55 am**

^ Had a crush on Little Joe Cartwright

Posted: **Wed Oct 22, 2008 2:21 pm**

^fucked everyone in college^

Posted: **Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:57 pm**

^ Hopes to die an old maid. ^

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:07 pm**

^plays old maid every night before being tucked into bed^

Posted: **Sat Oct 25, 2008 8:35 pm**

^reveals a lot when she tucks into bed...^

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:41 am**

Friar Tuck wannabee :lol:

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:47 pm**

^Pheasant plucker has-been^

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:25 pm**

^

Is funnier than he looks. ^

Posted: **Sun Oct 26, 2008 6:37 pm**

And how is that an outrageous lie? :evil:

^As a robot, can screw a hard-on on at will.^

Posted: **Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:25 am**

^ Will leave all of his screws to his robot in his will. Hard one for his legitimate heirs to accept. ^

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