Illuminati-R-Us

by **Мастер** » Wed May 19, 2010 2:11 pm

^Has the remains of a 2010 census worker in his freezer^

by **troubleagain** » Wed May 19, 2010 4:39 pm

^is really just a mailroom boy, living in his mom's basement

by **Arneb** » Fri May 21, 2010 8:10 pm

^Really lives in Lancaster, Pennsylvania^

by **Мастер** » Fri May 21, 2010 9:55 pm

^Fought Josef Mengele in a house in Lancaster, Pennsylvania^

by **Superluminal** » Sat May 22, 2010 12:05 am

Mactep is riding a tricycle in his AV.

by **Мастер** » Sat May 22, 2010 2:07 pm

^Works for the Bronze^

by **Arneb** » Thu May 27, 2010 10:50 pm

^Is only in it for the money^

by **Мастер** » Thu May 27, 2010 10:57 pm

Arneb wrote:^Is only in it for the money^

They're supposed to be lies.

^Once transplanted the liver of a howler monkey into a patient as a practical joke^

by **Superluminal** » Thu May 27, 2010 11:43 pm

Is Arneb's patient.

by **Arneb** » Sun May 30, 2010 4:31 pm

^Wrote the referral^

by **Мастер** » Sun May 30, 2010 5:33 pm

^Looks just like his avatar^

by **Superluminal** » Mon May 31, 2010 4:38 am

Performed the sex change.

by **Arneb** » Sat Jun 05, 2010 5:08 pm

^Took photographs for Hustler Magazine^

by **Мастер** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:12 pm

^Was subject of aforementioned photographs^

by **troubleagain** » Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:28 pm

^bought 20 copies of that issue

by **Мастер** » Sun Jul 11, 2010 5:15 pm

^Created a video game based on that issue^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:58 pm

^tested the game with his pimp friends^

by **Мастер** » Fri Aug 06, 2010 12:40 am

^Has reached level 261 in that game^

by **troubleagain** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:11 pm

^has extra toes on both feet

by **Мастер** » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:28 pm

^has extra feet^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:22 am

^has feet growing out of his face^

by **pmcolt** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:24 am

^ had to face the agony of the feet ^

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 2:03 pm

^faces a lifetime of guilt having killed all those llamas^

by **Мастер** » Mon Aug 16, 2010 2:33 am

^ Was originally known as Cpt. Moosedoom, but was reduced in rank after the court martial^

by **pmcolt** » Tue Aug 17, 2010 12:48 am

^ Is rarely spotted in the game threads anymore. ^

Post an outrageous lie about the person who posted last game