Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2011 12:43 am**

^can play the piano with his toes (way better than Jerry Lee Lewis).^

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:12 pm**

^a big fat lie if I ever heard one^

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:13 am**

^ Is incapable of telling the truth. ^

{At this point his positronic android brain overloads on the clever implication and ... well, you know.}

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:53 am**

^cannot tell a lie (when he sees one)^

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 12:52 pm**

^informant^

Posted: **Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:54 pm**

^pool hustler^

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2011 5:35 am**

^paid informant^

Posted: **Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:59 pm**

^plaid insurance agent.^

Posted: **Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:49 pm**

^MM stands for "Marsh Mellow"^

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 2:45 am**

^ They call him mellow yellow (Quite rightly) ^

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:42 pm**

^Suggested Donovan include a reference to fourteen-year-old girls in his lyrics^

Posted: **Wed Mar 23, 2011 6:45 pm**

^Did not urge KLA2 to suggest Donovan include a reference to fourteen-year-old girls in his lyrics^

Posted: **Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:24 pm**

^Walked through Christchurch playing a fiddle while the earth shook.^

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:05 pm**

^not very scary at all^

Posted: **Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:11 pm**

^Can recite all the digits of tau...backwards^

Posted: **Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:42 pm**

^Once paid a llama for sex^

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2011 4:07 am**

^Once sexed a Llama for pay^

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2011 11:08 am**

^Is the biggest loser I've ever known and wasn't missed by anyone^ :wink:

Posted: **Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:10 pm**

^Voiced the character "Sarge" in Red vs. Blue.^

Posted: **Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:09 pm**

^So didn't want to voice the character "Sarge" in Red vs. Blue.^

Posted: **Sat Apr 02, 2011 12:37 am**

^ knows where "the" bodies are buried. ^

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:00 pm**

^buried the bodies^

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:53 pm**

^Should have known that the bodies weren't really buried, per se, but rather dismembered and scattered about the Upper Plains...^

<...Hold on a sec, my lawyer's calling.

Posted: **Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:58 pm**

^ was the inspiraction for Joe Pesci's character in Goodfellas ^

Posted: **Tue Apr 05, 2011 8:55 am**

Is really just a fat 27year old living in his parents basement only coming out for food and soda^

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