Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 6:55 am**

^never eats at Burger King more than once a day^

Posted: **Thu May 26, 2011 2:13 am**

^covered in tattoos^

Posted: **Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:13 pm**

^Will cover others in tattoos^

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:16 pm**

^Has Arschgeweih^

Posted: **Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:30 pm**

^Has a piercing preventing him form normal, ummm, activity.^

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:47 am**

^Was Anders Behring Breivik's technical advisor^

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 6:49 am**

^Wouldn't ever dream of being Anders Behring Breivik's technical advisor^

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 10:52 am**

^Is perfectly aware of what an outrageous lie is^

Posted: **Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:38 pm**

^fully appreciates my sense of humour^

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:34 am**

^has a sense of humour^

Posted: **Fri Aug 05, 2011 9:59 am**

^no longer wishes he had a sense of humour^

Posted: **Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:46 pm**

^Surrounds himself with the latest fancy digital amplifiers.^

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:46 pm**

^Is the coach for Italy's national rugby team^

Posted: **Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:35 pm**

^Was fired from New Zealand's last after the Trinations'^

Posted: **Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:03 am**

^ Still looking for the tennis tables at Wimbleton. ^

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:52 pm**

^Suspended from participation in Wimbledon after vaporising the ball^

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:40 pm**

^Busted today for busting $ 2 bn of UBS's hard-earned money^

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2011 6:40 pm**

^doesn't steal anyone's money^

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2011 7:05 pm**

^Is a Catholic priest living her dark side on the 'net^

Posted: **Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:32 pm**

^Works for the Catholics, implanting mind control chips under cover of general surgery^

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:46 am**

^Invented them. The chips, not the Catholics.^

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2011 1:30 pm**

^Was my test case :twisted:

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Posted: **Tue Oct 11, 2011 2:41 am**

^ Enjoys microchips, with a tiny bottle of dip. :wink:

Posted: **Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:02 pm**

^Enjoys Catholics, on the stick and deep-fried. ^

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:08 am**

^Is a Rugby Union fan^

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