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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:57 am

hippietrekx wrote:Well, at least I know why I twitch, now!

Cute antics... like when two kittens wrestle?


No, more like hamsters sitting around playing poker. Strange and disturbing yet you can't look away.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:05 am

teri tait wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:Well, at least I know why I twitch, now!

Cute antics... like when two kittens wrestle?


No, more like hamsters sitting around playing poker. Strange and disturbing yet you can't look away.


Like car wrecks?
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:09 am

I have a picture of a car wreck my friend caught on my computer...
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:12 am

hippietrekx wrote:
teri tait wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:Well, at least I know why I twitch, now!

Cute antics... like when two kittens wrestle?


No, more like hamsters sitting around playing poker. Strange and disturbing yet you can't look away.


Like car wrecks?


Sort of, only twitching, blinking people with irrational fears.
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:17 am

Dragon Star wrote:I have a picture of a car wreck my friend caught on my computer...


Don't get me started on accidents, especially car accidents. I'm a claim adjuster in real life and the stories I could tell. . .
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Postby hippietrekx » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:30 am

teri tait wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:I have a picture of a car wreck my friend caught on my computer...


Don't get me started on accidents, especially car accidents. I'm a claim adjuster in real life and the stories I could tell. . .


Um... please, do?
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Postby Мастер » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:37 am

Oops! Looks like someone died.
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:43 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Oops! Looks like someone died.


:cry:
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Postby hippietrekx » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:55 am

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Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Oops! Looks like someone died.


:cry:


Please, it's KOS. He's not the Mod for this round, and he always stirs up the drama. :P
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:25 pm

hippietrekx wrote:
teri tait wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:I have a picture of a car wreck my friend caught on my computer...


Don't get me started on accidents, especially car accidents. I'm a claim adjuster in real life and the stories I could tell. . .


Um... please, do?


Ok, here's a funny one. I got a claim where our insured had just bought the car, I mean it still had dealer plates. Brand new loaded SUV. Sadly for her, she also had a 15 yr old who's uncle had been teaching him to drive.
So the mom goes to a party one night with some coworkers that pick her up. She leaves her spankin' new car home unprotected. With a teenager. On a Saturday night. He knows she won't be home for hours, so he takes the spare keys and calls some friends and they're off to Taco Bell. He said later in his statement he took it to show his mom he could drive safely, so later on he could tell her and maybe she would let him drive it because she told huim he couldn't even practice driving in it.
So, he picks up his friends, they're zipping along, then something on the dash starts blinking. The kid doesn't know what it is and starts fiddling with the knobs, trying to make it stop. While he's not paying attention, traffic slows and stops and he plows into a stopped car at about 40 mpg. The impact pushes that car into another car in front of it, and that car into another car which makes it a 4 car accident.
Airbags deploy, front end is smashed beyond belief, the brand new SUV is towed from the scene. The kid is cited and the mom is liable for all the damages.
I got a kick out of the kids statement, how he just took it to show his mom that he really could be trusted. LMAO, then there's the photos of the damages, this brand new SUV with dealer plates, smashed to smithereens. :lol:
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Postby Philip » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:50 pm

Can someone say 'Cheese' please?
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Aug 19, 2006 1:57 pm

hippietrekx wrote:
Dragon Star wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Oops! Looks like someone died.


:cry:


Please, it's KOS. He's not the Mod for this round, and he always stirs up the drama. :P


How do you know i didn't make KOS a decoy? How do you know I'm not going to be eVil and tricky and not tell you when people die just to make the game tougher for you guys? And if that is what I am doing, how do you know someone hasn't died yet?......ImageImageImage
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:15 pm

Philip wrote:Can someone say 'Cheese' please?


Cheese. . .

*takes a deep breath*

Cheddar cheese, cheese crackers, swiss cheese, bleu cheese, cheesy, provolone cheese, mozarella cheese, sliced cheese, grated cheese, cheese dip, nacho cheese, pepper jack cheese, macaroni and cheese, string cheese, melted cheese, cottage cheese, grilled cheese, american cheese, cheese wheel, cheese wedge, cheese puffs, cheese doritos, cheese cake, cheese melt. . .
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Postby Lance » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:21 pm

Parmasian

Romano

Cottage

Ricotta

Mozzarella

I'm getting hungry...
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Postby Philip » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:28 pm

You missed Stilton. And Mozzarella di bufala campana.
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:38 pm

Philip wrote:You missed Stilton. And Mozzarella di bufala campana.


Did you get my 2nd PM, Sir Knight?
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Postby Philip » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:22 pm

Yep, will respond as soon as my shadow has left!
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:37 pm

Philip wrote:Yep, will respond as soon as my shadow has left!


:mrgreen: (cheesy smile)

Cheese doodles! Grated cheese, sliced cheese, toasted cheese, cheese fondue. . .
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Postby Philip » Sat Aug 19, 2006 4:51 pm

But not knobcheese.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:08 pm

Are you all kidding me? That word is what did me in last time! No way am I going to say "cheese". What kind of cheesy strategy is this. I mean cheez-whiz, you'd think people would realize that others won't fall for that so easily.

I'll have an order of bleu cheese, s'il vous plait. (Oh and knob? Ewwww!)
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:36 pm

Philip wrote:But not knobcheese.


:shock: :lol: ROFLMAO
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Postby Lance » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:38 pm

What with all the talk of dairy products?
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:50 pm

Lance wrote:What with all the talk of dairy products?


I'm pretty sure knobcheese is not a dairy product. Aside from that, its all about the alien conquest of our planet. I've been talking with the Lemurians of Telos, they assure me Earth has the best cheese in this universe and any string universe that may or may not exist. Then I solicited a few egg donations for them since they have a quota to meet. The eggs are human variety of course, so its not so much diary product but alien conspiracy we're rambling on about.
We've diagnosed hippie with delayed stress from prior abductions (try not to stare so much when she twitches please) and that greys are fundamentally evil but essentially harmless. There's barely any dairy product involved, really.
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Postby Lance » Sat Aug 19, 2006 6:28 pm

Yabut, an omelet would be pretty good right about now...
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Postby teri tait » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:55 pm

Lance wrote:Yabut, an omelet would be pretty good right about now...


:shock: Yabut?!? Who the hell is Yabut?!? I can't believe you've replaced me, your most loyal and beloved minion with some schmuck named Yabut!!!
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