Illuminati-R-Us

by **pmcolt** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:20 pm

Squee, come on now, give me a hug!

by **troubleagain** » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:21 pm

Hey, Hippie....

by **Squee** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:51 am

(to bear): COME ON!! I CAN TAKE YOU!

by **Arneb** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:36 pm

How I hate it when they display those false shark fins in the water just because it's April Fools Day.

by **Dragon Star** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 1:37 am

Officer, before you go, would you like a Root Beer?

*grabs wrong bottle*

by **Squee** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:38 am

No, it was koolaid. Rat poison is UNDER the koolaid mix... right??

by **pmcolt** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:14 am

Wait a second... if this pack contains my folded laundry, then where in the heck is my parachu*thump*.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 11:10 pm

i think I'll look into the shaft of the lightsaber to clean it.

by **Squee** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:31 am

*walk up to officer* "Snoochie boochie, BITCH!"

by **Мастер** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:50 am

Bears can't climb trees.

by **pmcolt** » Sat Aug 18, 2007 4:37 pm

...ok, maybe bears can climb trees, but I'm sure this pepper spray will stop an adult grizzly.

by **KLA2** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:34 am

Colonel Custer: No problem. I’m wearing an Arrow shirt!

by **Squee** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:54 am

No, I hear it's perfectly safe to drive in floods, as long as they aren't taller than yourself!

by **troubleagain** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 2:07 pm

I'm perfectly okay to drive.

by **KLA2** » Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:11 pm

I wonder what this red button is for?

by **KLA2** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 5:32 pm

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance."
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Sedgwick

by **pmcolt** » Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:09 pm

^ That one's always been one of my favorite "famous last words". ^

Hmm...

"Well, it looks like water, and it's odorless like water, and there're two hydrogens per molecule. Should be safe to drink."

by **KLA2** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 6:24 pm

^ "Is there a chemist in the house.?" Is the answer "heavy water?"?
http://www.science.edu.sg/ssc/detailed. ... t=5&cat=53

"That could not possibly have killed him. Here, I'll prove it"

by **Arneb** » Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:48 pm

Patient is alert, cooperative and well-orientated. There is no tendency for violence.

by **pmcolt** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:43 am

It was only a couple minor changes to the source code. No reason to rebuild and test the whole project.

by **Arneb** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:24 pm

"Don't you ever get me started on this winter tyres thing when there is barely an inch of snow"

by **troubleagain** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:23 am

"That lightning storm is miles away."

by **Arneb** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:13 pm

And we don't get tornadoes here anyway.

by **KLA2** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:42 pm

"This car will go another 50 miles with the gas gauge on empty."

by **Arneb** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:03 pm

Don't remind me :D :oops:

, my wife already does... always.

The dog only wants to play.

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