by pmcolt » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:07 am
Brian Griffin (Family Guy) summarizes Blair Witch:
Ok they're in the woods. The camera keeps on moving. I think they're looking for some witch or something. I don't know, I wasn't listening. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. Something about a map. Nothing's happening... It's over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.
Seemed about right. I only saw portions of that movie, myself. A few from my library:
Soylent Green
Charlton Heston discovers that you really are what you eat.
2001: A Space Odyssey
Astronaut discovers that space travel really is a trip.
28 Days Later
Zombie invasion hits Britain. Only the military has weaponry to stop them, but don't worry; they're here to help you. Women and children first, please.
Apollo 13
Apollo 11 and Mankind's first footsteps on another world weren't enough for a major Hollywood movie, but skip ahead two missions to a routine, boring Moon landing, and suddenly you have a story worthy of Tom Hanks.
Best before June 2000