Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 12:41 am**

This game is called "I'll "blank" your "blank"".

The rules are simple and the game is fun. One of my friends and I came up with this when we were talking shit about someone. It goes as follows...

ex. I'll trash your can.
or
I'll mac your cheese.

The sayings can even be as harsh as

I'll rape your gramma.

Try to be dirty and try to be offensive(though you don't necessarily have to)

GO!

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 2:02 am**

Oh yeah?

I'll kick your ass.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:09 am**

I'll ... umm ... wash your undies?

:cry:

Scott

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:02 pm**

No you wouldn't, you'd leave them the way they were.

I'll sniff your bicycle seat.

I'll warm your global.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:25 pm**

I'll cane your barracks.

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:37 pm**

For the ladies:

I'll Rock your World!

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:36 pm**

I'll Bust er Crabb

Posted: **Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:51 pm**

I'll drop your drawers.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:46 am**

Oh yeah? Well I'll tube your top.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:55 am**

And I'll clean your clock!

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 4:10 am**

I'll Lance your llama?

No ... no ... not that one, either ...

Scott

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:27 am**

I'll Lloyd your bridges.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:22 pm**

I'll bet your bippy.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:53 pm**

I'll cook your books.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:59 pm**

I'll... wash your... dishes?

feed your moose?
lol your cat?

I don't think I have the hang of this game.

Posted: **Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:14 pm**

Sigh ... I know the feeling, PM!

How 'bout "I'll mow your lawn!"

Scott

Posted: **Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:46 pm**

I'll rock your world.

WORSE

I'll audit your books. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:37 am**

I'll succomb to that!

Scott

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:00 am**

I'll scotchguard your furniture.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 3:56 am**

I'll salt your cod

(if you are not into seafood...)

I'll salt your pork.

Ever been to FLorida? I hear they like salt-in-Boca.

Thank you, thank you, try the veal...

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:54 pm**

I'll pet your pussy.

What? :lol:

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:50 pm**

I'll run your agged.

Wait... darned inconvenient improperly-placed spaces.

Posted: **Tue Sep 02, 2008 10:56 pm**

I'll up your ante.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:19 pm**

i'll eat your hotdog

Posted: **Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:50 pm**

I'll go down your lane and up your alley.