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Fill in the Blanks!

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:09 am
by Мастер
What word (or combination of words) belongs in the blank space below?

Our specials are on the second page of _______ menu.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:26 am
by MM_Dandy
our one page

There be ________ here.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:47 am
by Мастер
MM_Dandy wrote:our one page


Correct answer is:

you guyses'


(I think I spelled that right.)

MM_Dandy wrote:There be ________ here.


contradictions

Watch out for the ______________.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 9:54 am
by Lance
new game that may have rules that are different than you believe them to be.

Am I supposed to be thinking of a complete statement when I post a _____ in this thread?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:30 pm
by Мастер
Lance wrote:new game that may have rules that are different than you believe them to be.


The original was an actual quote from the restaurant where I ate Saturday night. I enjoyed those guyses' food.

Or maybe the correct spelling is "I enjoyed those guys's food"? I'm not sure.

Lance wrote:Am I supposed to be thinking of a complete statement when I post a _____ in this thread?


secret known only to the Illuminati

If I am interested in a digital SLR camera, I should get a _____________.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 6:30 pm
by Lance
digital SLR camera


You can really be a _____ sometimes.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:39 pm
by hippietrekx
big-boned hippo

Practice makes ________.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:36 pm
by MM_Dandy
the best bologna sandwiches ever

I owe it all to clean ________.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 3:49 pm
by wring
underwear.


The best thing I ever ___________ was Tibet.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:25 pm
by Lance
carved an orange to look like



I could really use a good _____ right about now.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:20 am
by MM_Dandy
toe jam removal (Hey, me too, buddy.)

I'm a ______, and I'm OK.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:37 am
by Мастер
lumberjack

No choice there.

What kind of a ____________ is this?

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:29 am
by Capt. Moosedoom
pie

Who in the _______ do you think you are?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:12 am
by pmcolt
following photographic lineup of persons reported missing in the tri-city area in the past four weeks

Could you please turn off the ___________ for me?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:24 am
by hippietrekx
Robotic Girlfriend in my garage while I'm on vacation

It's 11:00, do you know where your ________ are?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 4:34 am
by MM_Dandy
monkeys
(I was watching a show on TLC about families that adopt monkeys as children. Didn't quite catch if there was more to it than that, though.)

That's one small step for (a) _______, one giant leap for ________.

PostPosted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:27 pm
by Мастер
That's one small step for André the Giant, one giant leap for Hervé Villechaize.

Everyone imposes his own _________ as far as his ________ can reach.

(The original quote is by Josef Stalin.)

PostPosted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:03 am
by tubeswell
Everyone imposes his own scent as far as his piss can reach.

Remember boys, when using a urinal, its one shake for a ____, two shakes for a ____, and three shakes if you're a _____.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 2:07 am
by KLA2
Remember boys, when using a urinal, its one shake for a leak, two shakes for a major leak, and three shakes if you're a pissaholic.

{You meant milkshakes, right?} :wink:

It's one for the _____, two for the ______, three to get _____ and go, cat, go!

PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:33 pm
by Arneb
It's one for the infraction, to for the suspension, and three to get banned, go cat, go.

The ___, gentleman, and nothing but the ______, for careful_______ are narrowly __________.

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:17 pm
by Мастер
The goalposts, gentleman, and nothing but the goalposts, for careful kicking practice are narrowly placed.

What’s he that wishes so?
My ___________? No, my fair _________;
If we are mark’d to _________, we are enow
To do our _____________; and if to __________,
The fewer ___________, the greater share of __________.
God’s will! I pray thee, wish not one _________ more.