I keep trying and failing to turn The Neverending Woo-woo/conspiracy game thread into porn so here I present The Never Ending Romance Novel. Enjoy!
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The Never Ending Romance Novel
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The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:37 am
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:42 am
beside the turnips
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Sat Jul 27, 2013 2:05 pm
glistening in the moon
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:01 pm
, in three words,
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Sun Jul 28, 2013 12:55 am
light and
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Sun Jul 28, 2013 8:31 am
somewhat less than
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Sun Jul 28, 2013 1:32 pm
aware of her
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:07 am
snoring in moonlight,
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:16 am
which greatly aroused
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Mon Jul 29, 2013 7:06 am
the nearby bullfrogs
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Heid the Ba » Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:54 pm
sore but satisfied
Get it up ye.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:01 pm
and a bit
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lianachan » Mon Jul 29, 2013 3:52 pm
intimidated by the
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:25 pm
constant snoring of
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:07 pm
her spent partner.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:42 pm
Money well spent,
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Wed Jul 31, 2013 6:00 am
she gave in
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:56 am
because money always
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Heid the Ba » Wed Jul 31, 2013 9:37 am
loosened her clothing
Get it up ye.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:14 pm
which fell gently
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:43 pm
exposing baggy undergarments
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lianachan » Wed Jul 31, 2013 8:59 pm
, bingo wings, and
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Wed Jul 31, 2013 10:05 pm
wrinkly adipose deposits
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by Lance » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:30 am
, a big, hairy
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
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Re: The Never Ending Romance Novel
by tubeswell » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:32 am
mole which was
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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