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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu May 01, 2014 3:22 pm

Today, I read the following headline on CNN.com:
"Ford 'seeking help for alcohol abuse'"

My very first thought was that CNN was about 40 years too late. I mean Betty has long since been rehabbed, established a clinic, and lived to see an old age. And now, CNN tells us she's seeking help for alcohol abuse?
My second thought was - he should wait until after the Raptors get bounced from the playoffs (or win the whole thing).
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Re: Old News

Postby Мастер » Thu May 01, 2014 3:24 pm

I went to the CNN website to see if I could find the story you're referring to. Instead, I found Could whales explode in Canadian towns?
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Re: Old News

Postby MM_Dandy » Thu May 01, 2014 4:13 pm

Must be a related story, I'm sure.
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Re: Old News

Postby Enzo » Thu May 01, 2014 9:24 pm

We haven't had a whale explode here in Michigan in just ages.
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