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Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

Postby Lance » Sat Oct 03, 2015 10:59 pm

The New Yorker wrote:Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them. more...
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Re: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

Postby tubeswell » Sun Oct 04, 2015 5:00 am

Consumers every one
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans

Postby Enzo » Sun Oct 04, 2015 1:09 pm

They often invoke the logical tool of "yebbut".

"Here is evidence of evolution that is pretty clear." "Yebbut the bible says different".
E Pluribus Condom
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