An elementary school teacher comes into class one morning and sees the word penis in very small print. "All right, which one of you brats wrote this?" Nobody responds so the teacher just erases it.
The next morning the teacher finds a slightly larger word penis on the chalkboard, and erases it.
The next morning there's an even bigger word penis written on the chalkboard, and yet again the teacher erases it.
The next morning there's only a note that says "the more you rub it, the bigger it gets."
Elementary school joke
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Elementary school joke
by umop ap!sdn » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:05 pm
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by Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:07 pm
ROFL!
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by Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:08 pm
That's just bad. 
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by teri tait » Tue Mar 07, 2006 10:58 pm
I like that, I know one good joke but I can never remember it.
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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by umop ap!sdn » Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:41 am
Enzo wrote:Damn schoolkids dicking around with the chalkboard.
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by Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Wed Mar 08, 2006 7:32 am
Elementary school, and they knew how to write PENIS.
What do they teach those kids these days?
What do they teach those kids these days?
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