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Postby Philip » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:43 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Philip! :glp-worship:


Your obeisance is noted, and you will be saved from the fires I will unleash.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:34 pm

Philip wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Philip! :glp-worship:


Your obeisance is noted, and you will be saved from the fires I will unleash.


And me? :twisted:
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Postby Philip » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:08 pm

Dragon Star wrote:
Philip wrote:
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Philip! :glp-worship:


Your obeisance is noted, and you will be saved from the fires I will unleash.


And me? :twisted:


You are the lighter I'm planning on using... All I have to do is twist your tail a bit...
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:10 pm

And if my tail were to find it's way around my front end, with you still on it?
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Postby Philip » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:23 pm

Like I care about flames... Although, thinking about it, I may have to rip all your teeth out...
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:25 pm

:glp-1rof1:

Ok, we have hijacked yet another thread, I am stopping.
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Postby Philip » Fri Jun 02, 2006 7:44 pm

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<strong>You Are a Seeker Soul</strong>
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You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.<br />
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.<br />
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.<br />
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).<br />
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Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.<br />
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.<br />
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.<br />
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.<br />
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Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul
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Mod, please fix!

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:02 am

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<strong>You Are a Newborn Soul</strong>
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You are tolerant, accepting, and willing to give anyone a chance.<br />
On the flip side, you're easy to read and easily influenced by others.<br />
You have a fresh perspective on life, and you can be very creative.<br />
Noconformist and nontraditional, you've never met anyone who's like you.<br />
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Inventive and artistic, you like to be a trendsetter.<br />
You have an upbeat spirit and you like almost everything.<br />
You make friends easily and often have long standing friendships.<br />
Implusive and trusting, you fall in love a little too easily.<br />
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Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul
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Hmm I guess that is true. :?

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<strong>You Have Low Self Esteem 36% of the Time</strong>
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Generally, you feel pretty darn great about who you are, even when you mess up or fail.<br />
Occasionally, a huge setback will make you question yourself, but you pick yourself up quickly.
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36%!? :shock: Seems like it should be less than that.

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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:06 am

Not in todays world, mine would probably be like 70 or so. lol.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:09 am

Dragon Star wrote:Not in todays world, mine would probably be like 70 or so. lol.

If you take it and it gives you a high score, then it means you're just that much more a neat person than you thought. :D
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 4:28 am

The higher the number the worse umop. I actually scored a 56%, much less then I expected. :)
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:35 pm

You Have Low Self Esteem 12% of the Time
Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all.
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:45 pm

Okay, these tests are dumb. This one is completely wrong. Let me mark it up to correct it:

You Are an Iced Coffee
I am a Hazelnut Mocha Latte
At your best, you are: [strike]hyper,[/strike] modern, [strike]and athletic[/strike] relaxed and a couch potato

At your worst, you are: [strike]cheap and angsty[/strike] stubborn and controlling

You drink coffee when: [strike]you're out with friends[/strike] ever you damn well please

Your caffeine addiction level: [strike]medium[/strike] off the charts
No trees were killed in the posting of this message.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:59 pm

I don't know Lance, it was right for me...

You Are an Espresso

At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 6:45 pm

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<strong>Your Birth Month is November</strong>
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Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years.<br />
You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian.<br />
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Your soul reflects: Compassion, friendship, and secret love<br />
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Your gemstone: Citrine<br />
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Your flower: Chrysanthemum<br />
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Your colors: Dark blue, red, and yellow
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hippie will die when she sees my flower. :lol:

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Postby azazul » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:06 pm

You Have Low Self Esteem 0% of the Time

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Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all.

How is Your Self Esteem?

http://www.blogthings.com/howisyourselfesteemquiz/
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:14 pm

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<strong>You Are 60% Weird</strong>
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You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?<br />
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!
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Postby azazul » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:22 pm

You Are 50% Weird

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Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!

How Weird Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:31 pm

OMG I hate these things! I can't stop doing them!

Ok, I quit now...
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:37 pm

Uh huh...
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Postby Dragon Star » Sat Jun 03, 2006 8:39 pm

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:05 pm

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<strong>You Are 90% Weird</strong>
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You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.<br />
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.
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Explain to me how sleeping naked or shutting the door to use the can = weird. :P
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 07, 2006 4:48 am

Heh, you guys are out of luck. Learn all about me. I haven't really looked at this thread much, but tonight Dragon Star is gone, and I've got time to do stuff between games. Like breathe...

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You Are 60% Weird

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You're so weird, you think you're *totally* normal. Right?
But you wig out even the biggest of circus freaks!

How Weird Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/

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Your Birth Month is June

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Peaceful and harmonious, you seek the gentle side of life.
Your warmth and consideration touches many.

Your soul reflects: Friendship, love, and beauty

Your gemstone: Pearl

Your flower: Rose

Your colors: Light blue, white, and cream

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthmonthmeanquiz/
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Yeah, that June thing is just COMPLETELY wrong. Then again, I was a premie, and I was born only 5 hours 15 minutes away from July...

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You Are an Espresso

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At your best, you are: straight shooting, ambitious, and energetic

At your worst, you are: anxious and high strung

You drink coffee when: anytime you're not sleeping

Your caffeine addiction level: high

What Kind of Coffee Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofcoffeeareyouquiz/
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Totally right. Although I drink soda, not coffee...

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You Have Low Self Esteem 12% of the Time

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Which can be translated to mean, you have high self-esteem and a healthy sense of self worth.
You believe in yourself, and you know how to be the real you. You love yourself, imperfections and all.

How is Your Self Esteem?

http://www.blogthings.com/howisyourselfesteemquiz/

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You Are a Prophet Soul

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You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappoinment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.

You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.

Souls you are most compatible with: Bright Star Soul and Dreaming Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofsoulareyouquiz/

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You Are 38% Evil

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A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/

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Your Political Profile:

Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal

Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal

Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal

Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal

Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal

How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howliberalorconservativeareyouquiz/

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Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 60%

Envy: 40%

Greed: 40%

Lust: 40%

Pride: 40%

Wrath: 20%

Gluttony: 0%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 34%

You will get bugs, because you're too lazy to shoo them off. And then you'll die.

How Sinful Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howsinfulareyouquiz/
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Hee. I'm lazy.

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Your Linguistic Profile:

55% General American English

15% Upper Midwestern

15% Yankee

5% Dixie

5% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofamericanenglishdoyouspeakquiz/
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Your Brain is 33% Female, 67% Male

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You have a total boy brain
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes...
You never like to get feelings too involved

What Gender Is Your Brain?

http://www.blogthings.com/whatgenderisyourbrainquiz/
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Do you think that means I should be gender-bending?

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You Are 88% Happy

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It's unlikely that you know anyone happier than you.
You know how to be happy, no matter what life throws at you.

How Happy Are You?

http://www.blogthings.com/howhappyareyouquiz/
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I am teh h@ppy!

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Wed Jun 07, 2006 6:24 pm

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<strong>You are a Black Coffee</strong>
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At your best, you are: low maintenance, friendly, and adaptable<br />
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At your worst, you are: cheap and angsty<br />
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You drink coffee when: you can get your hands on it<br />
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Your caffeine addiction level: high
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They forgot the answers for "just gave coffee the boot not too long ago." :mrgreen:

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<strong>You Are 60% Happy</strong>
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You're definitely a happy person, even though you have your down moments.<br />
You tend to get the most out of life, though there's always some more happiness to be squeezed.
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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Jun 08, 2006 4:53 am

Your Superhero Profile

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Your Superhero Name is The Professor Tornado
Your Superpower is Abnormal Brain Function
Your Weakness is Vince Vaughn
Your Weapon is Your Anti-matter Whip
Your Mode of Transportation is Flying Saucer

What's your Superhero Name?

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