Illuminati-R-Us

by **Lance** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:15 am

by **hippietrekx** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:26 am

Ha ha. I enjoy the millions of messages to God.

Someone is either a genius or has way too much time on their hands...

--hippie

by **teri tait** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:19 am

My mother thinks GW Bush is the Antichrist. I told her if I have another child I would name it GW Bush so she would have to love GW Bush. I'm evil that way :)

by **The Beer Slayer** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:24 am

I hope he got my "kill them all" emails.

Hold on, there's some crew-cut asshole in a dark suit walking up to my door.

by **Мастер** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 12:46 pm

Saw GWB on the television pseudo-news this morning, and he seems to be losing the extra syllable in nuclear...

by **Lance** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 1:28 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Saw GWB on the television pseudo-news this morning, and he seems to be losing the extra syllable in nuclear...

First it's the syllables, then the words, then the entire mind. He is well on his way.

by **Мастер** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:48 pm

Cruel Redneck wrote:Hold on, there's some crew-cut asshole in a dark suit walking up to my door.

I went to an event recently where they really did have those guys...

N

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Wed Mar 01, 2006 2:58 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:
Cruel Redneck wrote:Hold on, there's some crew-cut asshole in a dark suit walking up to my door.

I went to an event recently where they really did have those guys...

N

How could you tell that his asshole was crew-cut?

by **teri tait** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 5:32 am

GW Bush is my hero, I wish he could run for a third term so I could vote for him again :)
Bush! Bush! Bush! Yay!!!

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 11:55 am

teri tait wrote:GW Bush is my hero, I wish he could run for a third term so I could vote for him again :)
Bush! Bush! Bush! Yay!!!

I remember one girl in one of my classes that would have agreed with you.

She was blond (in hairstyle and mindset), and pretty much was arrogant. She was

1) Against homosexuality (of course).
2) Against foreigners in the USA not knowing local lingo. "They're in the USA, they have to know every single thing about the US, including how to talk and interact, in ANY situation, in ANY conversation, period."
3) Against Marijuana, proclaiming that it messes you up. "Look at Ozzy Osbourne", she said. Someone said that he did a lot more than weed. She said, "Well, it's a *DRUG*, so it's obviously bad".

In short, she had the critical thinking skills of a Third Grader.

There was another guy I talked to that wanted to shake George Bush's hand.

In one of our conversations, we discussed the slaughter of the Native Americans. His words:

"Why should I care about those red niggers? I would've done the exact same thing."

So as you can see, I don't hold much of a high hope for any supporter of Bush. Of course, I'm sure Teri Tait was just kidding, and thus, will not see my full wrath.

by **Мастер** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:07 pm

Lonewulf wrote:How could you tell that his asshole was crew-cut?

Look at his asshole's avatar.

by **Lance** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 3:13 pm

teri tait wrote:Bush! Bush! Bush! Yay!!!

Bad minion, bad girl. Off of the couch.

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:29 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Look at his asshole's avatar.

But that's not his avatar's asshole. That's his avatar, which is his asshole. I'm talking about the asshole of the asshole being crew cut.

by **teri tait** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 7:59 pm

Lance wrote:
teri tait wrote:Bush! Bush! Bush! Yay!!!

Bad minion, bad girl. Off of the couch.

I'm a registered Republican, I would vote for Attila the Hun if he was on the Republican ticket. Besides GW Bush does all right, everyone knows he's a shadow president for the Real guy running this country (Cheney)
He's a good little president, he's given us so many Bushisms in his speeches. Learning his special words is one of my favorite things to do! :)
Off the couch?!?
How can I properly feed you grapes if you're not laying back with your head cradled in my lap!?!

Your Devoted Republican Minion,

Teri

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:04 pm

Should I take Teri's post seriously? It seems like a joke. I'm not sure if it is. Even if she was serious, it *still* would be a joke. How do I respond? Help!

by **teri tait** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:15 pm

Lonewulf wrote:Should I take Teri's post seriously? It seems like a joke. I'm not sure if it is. Even if she was serious, it *still* would be a joke. How do I respond? Help!

Yeesh, Lonewulf, you're getting a little needy... I put a smiley face in there somewhere... So I'm probably sort of kidding in some part of my post.
Jeeeez, do I have to explain everything, Wulfie?

1. I am a registered Republican
2. I like Bush even though he says stupid shit all the time.
3. Cheney is secretly running everything as specified by the greys & Majestic 12.
4. I am Sugardaddyzilla's devoted Republican Minion.

Of the four points listed above, one is a joke. If you can figure out which one, there may be hope for you yet.

:)

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:29 pm

teri tait wrote:Yeesh, Lonewulf, you're getting a little needy...

I'm always needy. GIMME!

I put a smiley face in there somewhere... So I'm probably sort of kidding in some part of my post.
Jeeeez, do I have to explain everything, Wulfie?

If I say "yes", does that mean that you'll be inconvenienced and annoyed? If so, then yes.

1. I am a registered Republican
2. I like Bush even though he says stupid shit all the time.
3. Cheney is secretly running everything as specified by the greys & Majestic 12.
4. I am Sugardaddyzilla's devoted Republican Minion.

Of the four points listed above, one is a joke. If you can figure out which one, there may be hope for you yet.

:)

You're joking about only one of them being a joke.

HAH!

Wait.

by **teri tait** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:00 pm

I never joke about jokes, Wulfie, jokes are serious business and shouldn't be taken lightly.

And what's this "Gimme" stuff? Is that how your dear mother raised you? I think not...
If you really want something, you don't shout "gimmee" at the top of yor lungs... You club them over the head like a baby seal and Take what is rightfully yours to begin with...
<please note the lack of smiley and come to your own conclusions on the seriousness of the content of this post>
Please ignore this: :)
You never saw this: :)
You never heard this: :)
You never wanted this: :)
You'll never capture this: :)

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:04 pm

Teri Tait wrote: You club them over the head like a baby seal and Take what is rightfully yours to begin with...

Too old-fashioned. If I want someone alive, I use a tazer. If I want someone dead, I use a variety of modern weaponry.

by **teri tait** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:27 pm

I've never shot a tazer, are they pretty effective or what?
What type of modern weaponry do you like best?

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:49 pm

teri tait wrote:I've never shot a tazer, are they pretty effective or what?

Yeap, they are. There are three kinds of tazers. There are hand-tazers: Touch someone with it, flip the switch, and someone will get a current of electricity running through them. The current messes with the electric structure of their body, meaning that their muscles start to respond to random electrical currents. The muscles move and twitch and exert themselves, but don't do anything meaningful (just random exertion). This causes the person to be both in severe pain, and *incredibly* fatigued at the end of it. Very few would be willing to fight after that.

There's also the gas-operated kind; like the former, except that it launches a teeny dart at an opponent, imbeds itself into his skin, and shocks him through wires then. This has a max range of about 7+ feet. Not a long-distance weapon.

I believe the third kind is more experimental; it acts as sort of a "water cannon", while doing exactly as above, but using pressured water. This gives it a pretty decent distance, if I'm not mistaken.

What type of modern weaponry do you like best?

Hell, I dunno. I'm kind've a "whatever gets the job done" kinda guy. I make lots of different roleplaying characters for GURPS, and they always have a decent variety of an arsenal. It gives me an all-new respect for the weapons (GURPS is one of the most realistic and well-researched game systems out there, and lead, both directly and indirectly, to a good amount of my knowledge).

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:20 am

If I remember right The second tazer was used At the end of the movie, Resident Evil: Apocalypse. I am not sure though. I've gotten to use a hand tazer before not on a person though, which kinda sucked. My dad works in a prison so, I get to do cool things like that.

-Luigi

Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:31 am

St. Jimmy wrote:If I remember right The second tazer was used At the end of the movie, Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

That movie so sucked.

by **teri tait** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:35 am

St. Jimmy wrote:If I remember right The second tazer was used At the end of the movie, Resident Evil: Apocalypse. I am not sure though. I've gotten to use a hand tazer before not on a person though, which kinda sucked. My dad works in a prison so, I get to do cool things like that.

-Luigi

I hope you didn't use it on a defenseless animal :(

by **teri tait** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:39 am

Lonewulf wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:If I remember right The second tazer was used At the end of the movie, Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

That movie so sucked.

Bellum-Lupus? Cool, now I get to call you Lupie :)

I know Lupus is dog or wolf but what does Bellum mean?

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