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Relation to Rocks

Postby Lonewulf » Fri Mar 03, 2006 11:45 am

What rock are you, *or* what rocks are you related to?

I'll start:

I'm obsidian. Shiny, beefy-looking, but yet somehow fragile. Also, I can reflect the emotions and thoughts of those I talk with in an in-depth conversation (as I'm somewhat empathetic).
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Mar 03, 2006 9:44 pm

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Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 04, 2006 5:23 am

I'm sedimentary and finely layerd. I might be shale. Just don't take me for granite. (Oh the oldies but goodies...)

No schist.

But I have a lovely gneiss who just turned 17.

Just don't be a geode - ugly on the utside, but crack you open and you are beutiful, but empty.
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Postby Candy » Sat Mar 04, 2006 6:34 am

I'm like basaltic lava, which has a low viscosity and often flows for long distances from the eruption site. :P

Basalt is a fine-grained, extrusive igneous rock with the same minerals as its intrusive equivalent, gabbro.
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Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:04 am

She's got the gift of gab, bro.
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Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:04 am

She's got the gift of gab, bro.
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Postby Candy » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:30 am

What?
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Postby Candy » Sat Mar 04, 2006 7:31 am

What? :lol:
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Postby Enzo » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:46 pm

Gabbro



Gabbro




(OK, so it was weak, I was tired, I've been sick, "it's never happened to me before...")
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Postby Candy » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:50 pm

Enzo wrote:(OK, so it was weak, I was tired, I've been sick, "it's never happened to me before...")

You mean your rock got soft? :(
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Postby Philip » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:54 pm

Diamond

Bright, sparkly, with too many sharp edges
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Postby Dragon Star » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:56 pm

Coal

I am full of shit.
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Postby Candy » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:56 pm

Philip wrote:Diamond

Bright, sparkly, with too many sharp edges

Correction: Sharp hard edges! Now, that's what I like to hear.
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Postby Candy » Sun Mar 05, 2006 11:57 pm

Dragon Star wrote:Coal

I am full of shit.

Just think, some day you will become diamond (geologically speaking). :P
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:48 am

So what is this about, anyway?
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Postby Candy » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:56 am

Lance wrote:So what is this about, anyway?

What rock are you most like?
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:24 pm

Candy wrote:
Lance wrote:So what is this about, anyway?

What rock are you most like?

Oh.

I am like this rock.
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Postby Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:38 pm

As a gay man once said...

"If you were any more of a dick, I'd be sucking on your forehead".
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:40 pm

Lonewulf wrote:As a gay man once said...

"If you were any more of a dick, I'd be sucking on your forehead".
:glp-rotflmao:
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Postby Candy » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:16 pm

Lance wrote:
Candy wrote:
Lance wrote:So what is this about, anyway?

What rock are you most like?

Oh.

I am like this rock.

Hey, the 8th Wonder of the World. :lol:
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Mar 08, 2006 12:47 am

Lance wrote:
Candy wrote:
Lance wrote:So what is this about, anyway?

What rock are you most like?

Oh.

I am like this rock.


That almost made me piss my pants!
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