Geek Horoscopes
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Geek Horoscopes
by Lonewulf » Mon Mar 06, 2006 3:43 pm
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by Candy » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:03 am
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Aug 23 - Sep 22
Your plans to write a trailer review for The Pink Panther will be thwarted by it's complete suckiness.
It's so true. :wink:
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by teri tait » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:50 am
Horoscopes are a scam, Natal Charts are where its at. (And when) :)
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
By Faye
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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by Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:42 am
teri tait wrote:Horoscopes are a scam, Natal Charts are where its at. (And when) :)
They may be a scam, but they're still funny.
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by teri tait » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:37 pm
They're funny, in a pointless kind of way
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
By Faye
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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by umop ap!sdn » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:04 pm
Psychic astrology - that one always seemed weird to me. Imagining some medium intuiting "I can see that every Taurus in the world is going to have to pay close attention to a loved one this week." Hooey. 
And what the heck is with lucky lottery numbers???? The lottery is going to turn out the same numbers no matter what the astrological sign of the winner! Everyone should have the same lucky numbers, unless only Capricorns played Powerball and only Leos played Megabucks, etc, etc.
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Cool site Λυκέ*. But rest assured I won't be putting on any superhero(ine) costumes in the forseeable future.
*(vocative case ending 'cuz my sentence is addressing you.)
And what the heck is with lucky lottery numbers???? The lottery is going to turn out the same numbers no matter what the astrological sign of the winner! Everyone should have the same lucky numbers, unless only Capricorns played Powerball and only Leos played Megabucks, etc, etc.
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Cool site Λυκέ*. But rest assured I won't be putting on any superhero(ine) costumes in the forseeable future.
*(vocative case ending 'cuz my sentence is addressing you.)
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by Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 8:50 pm
You all do realize that BBspot is a satire newssite, right?
"Funny, yet pointless" -- is anything that's funny not pointless, especially online? There are exceptions, but... if just goofing off and doing satire is pointless... why are you posting here?
"Funny, yet pointless" -- is anything that's funny not pointless, especially online? There are exceptions, but... if just goofing off and doing satire is pointless... why are you posting here?
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by teri tait » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:25 pm
Lonewulf wrote:You all do realize that BBspot is a satire newssite, right?
"Funny, yet pointless" -- is anything that's funny not pointless, especially online? There are exceptions, but... if just goofing off and doing satire is pointless... why are you posting here?
Next you're going to tell me the National Enquirer isn't true news either...
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
By Faye
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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by Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 9:26 pm
teri tait wrote:Next you're going to tell me the National Enquirer isn't true news either...
Well...
It isn't...
:?
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by Halcyon Dayz, FCD » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:44 am
Lonewulf wrote: -- is anything that's funny not pointless, especially online?
I disagree. If it is really funny, there must be a point.
It did hit a button, although it might not be clear which one.
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by teri tait » Wed Mar 08, 2006 2:30 am
Lonewulf wrote:teri tait wrote:Next you're going to tell me the National Enquirer isn't true news either...
Well...
It isn't...
:?
Didn't you see Men In Black? Its a coded system of passing information, sheesh, don't you know anything?
<rolls eyes in disgust>
In my hands I hold a candle whose flame is small to see, And if I give but one light to you my life is filled for me.
But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Nikola Tesla =
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