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Postby Lance » Mon Mar 06, 2006 7:03 pm

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Postby Lance » Mon Mar 06, 2006 9:47 pm

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Postby Lonewulf » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:22 pm

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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:25 pm

Lance, looks like you wrangled yourself a wulf!

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Postby Lance » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:27 pm

Hi Lonewulf.

You're too easy.
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:27 pm

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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:29 pm

So, did the dinosaur come for the meat, or for the wulf?
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:41 pm

Both :twisted:
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Postby Lonewulf » Mon Mar 06, 2006 11:46 pm

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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:03 am

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Postby Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:17 am

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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:20 am

Don't make me bust out my Balrog....
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:45 am

Whats that? Silence? I thought so...
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Postby Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 12:51 am

Balrog?

(The hell?)
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:00 am

Garr..what a crappy pic...

Here is what he really looks like...

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That doesn't do a lot of justice, but I don't know how to upload images from my computer here.[/spoiler]
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Postby teri tait » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:32 am

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!

[Thunder, lightning & hobbits crying like little bitches in the background]
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But...In your hands you hold a torch for many eyes to see, So hold it high that they may light their candlewicks from thee.
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Postby Candy » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:26 am

Interesting thread. :lol:
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 5:28 am

It was a Wulf Trap.
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Postby teri tait » Tue Mar 07, 2006 6:07 am

The Wulf is tooo smart to fall for your trap. Even a devoted minion knows that.

(Did I see the ACME label on it? It looks like something Wile E Coyote would set for the roadrunner...) :)
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:26 pm

teri tait wrote:The Wulf is tooo smart to fall for your trap. Even a devoted minion knows that.

Did the devoted minion read the first three posts in the thread?
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Postby Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:37 pm

"The first step of avoiding a trap is know that it exists".

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(I didn't make this one, but hey...)
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:39 pm

What's that from?

I recognize the fellow I think, but can't quite place him.
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Postby Lonewulf » Tue Mar 07, 2006 2:44 pm

Lance wrote:What's that from?

I recognize the fellow I think, but can't quite place him.


Star Wars, you jackass.

I say that if you don't know the basic characters from Star Wars, you should be declared un-American.
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Postby Lance » Tue Mar 07, 2006 3:15 pm

Okay, thanks.

I have yet to see episodes 2 and 3.
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Postby teri tait » Tue Mar 07, 2006 4:55 pm

Lance wrote:
teri tait wrote:The Wulf is tooo smart to fall for your trap. Even a devoted minion knows that.

Did the devoted minion read the first three posts in the thread?


You're right of course, I lost my head for a moment... I've been a bad devoted minion! You better get me back in line, perhaps a spanking is in order? :)
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