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Postby Enzo » Thu Aug 31, 2006 6:46 am

I doubt I am the first to think of it, but...

I entered "blog" into Google and in .05 seconds it returned over 2.1 BILLION hits. Having never noticed a Google score ove a billion before, I decided to see what returned the highest number.

"Web" - 5.77 billion
"An" - 7.3 billion
"And" - 12.76 billion
"To" - 13.87 billion


"S" - 7.6 billion
"E" - 8.96 billion
"A" - 17.02 billion

and while not a word:
"1" - 19 billion

So excluding numbers and accepting the letter A as king among single letters, any ideas on other words that might climb into the top?
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Postby Lonewulf » Thu Aug 31, 2006 10:46 am

Porn.

Edit: Only 116 million hits? Damn.

637 million for the word "sex".
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Postby Lance » Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:28 pm

money 1.2 Billion
love 1.25 B
the 13.94 B
computer 1.79 B
free 4.67 B
is 9.88 B
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Postby Dragon Star » Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:14 pm

Human 2.33 B

Buisness 3.58 B

Job 2.34 B

Want 3.77 B

Video 4.82 B

Special 4.90 B

Space 2.53 B

Power 2.68 B

Price 2.75 B

My 7.62 B

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious 229,000
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Postby Enzo » Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:07 am

Hmmm

Elvis got 59 million

Madonna and Britney tied at 81M

Cher up at 100M

Stones got 109M while Rolling made it up to 184M

Wooo: Internet - 3.2B

Breast outscored Penis 129M to 58M

Twat only scored 4.8M, but I just found out it also means The War On Terror. Never made the connection before, I must be a pussy.

Sex did OK at 600 and some million, but the drugs only got 252M and the Rock and Roll a mere 104M
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Postby Lance » Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:49 pm

Enzo wrote:Breast outscored Penis 129M to 58M

Have you ever seen GoogleFight?
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Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:38 pm

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:04 pm

"The" got 24.15 billion.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:06 pm

Lance wrote:the 13.94 B


umop ap!sdn wrote:"The" got 24.15 billion.


WTF? I didn't think Google took capital letters into account...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:13 pm

Dang it, I didn't see that "the" had been run already. #-o

Anyway, when I try it now it gives me 24 billion, caps or no caps. Image
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Sep 01, 2006 5:15 pm

Did Lance hack Google? :shock:
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Sep 01, 2006 6:36 pm

"com" got 18.1 B
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Postby Enzo » Sat Sep 02, 2006 4:37 am

Nope, I never saw those games. I don't tend to "play" with the computer so much. Just once in a while I get a bur under my saddle.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:26 am

Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion....you must first set yourself on fire.
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Postby Ronoh55 » Tue Sep 05, 2006 1:30 am

thats fucking great!
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Sep 05, 2006 4:20 am

Aohw! :shock: Ym tsrif thguoht saw "tahw eht kcuf si gniog no htiw eht hcraes enigne!". (Sorry, I find it difficult to reverse word order but reversing the spelling is a piece of cake.)

Detide ot egnahc "thguot" ot "thguoht" dna "kcf" ot "kcuf".
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Postby Enzo » Wed Sep 06, 2006 5:50 am

Well that's impressive.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:59 pm

uoY dellepssim "thguoht."
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Sep 08, 2006 3:57 am

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:uoY dellepssim "thguoht."

Tihs! Woh eht lleh did I ssim taht? #-o I lliw evah ot xif ti.

I can speak it too, not just type it. :D
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Sep 08, 2006 4:52 am

gnikool ekil eb ot dessoppus s'tI !!!gnorw yletelpmocti gniod era syug uoY
siht ekiL. rorrim a ni gnihtemos ta
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Postby Enzo » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:24 am

Ho doog dog...
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:03 pm

From now on when people look at me and say I have no life, I am going to point at this thread.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:05 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:I can speak it too, not just type it. :D


You're way ahead of me on that one (or way behind, I'm not really sure which). . .
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