Illuminati-R-Us

Jo Ann and Donna were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Donna, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Jo Ann, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, 'Why are you throwing those nails away?'

Donna explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.'
Jo Ann got completely upset and yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!'

I'm telling this one at work tomorrow. Hehe. :D

Meee tooo :D