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Re: Craptoons

Postby Arneb » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:34 pm

That is what I experienced from British Rail. Quite exactly, in fact. It fascinates me no end that the air transport industry seems to have solemnly voewd to get below the standard of comfort and safety that Britihs Rail are offering.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby MM_Dandy » Wed Jan 27, 2016 6:36 pm

Lianachan wrote:Oh, and Heid may find this guide to railway stations of use in his daily commute.


I, for one, find this very informative. Oh, and is that Joseph Merrick as the conductor?
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:38 am

There is a lot of truth in that cartoon, but because I travel the same route everyday I have very little interaction with most staff. The stations do seem to bemuse the unwary though.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Мастер » Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:47 am

Nice shot of Branson there.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri Mar 11, 2016 9:09 am

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri May 12, 2017 12:51 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri Dec 01, 2017 4:44 pm

One for my countryman.

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lance » Fri Dec 01, 2017 10:17 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri Jan 19, 2018 4:57 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri Jan 26, 2018 10:48 am

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Fri Jan 26, 2018 1:26 pm

That is outstanding work.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby g-one » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:34 pm

Without my glasses, for a second I thought that was the Ikea monkey.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby tubeswell » Fri Jan 26, 2018 5:43 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:
Lianachan wrote:Oh, and Heid may find this guide to railway stations of use in his daily commute.


I, for one, find this very informative. Oh, and is that Joseph Merrick as the conductor?



Indeed it was.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:28 am

- i’m sorry to report little Thomas said a ‘naughty’ word in class today.
- really?, fuck sake Thomas...

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Enzo » Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:20 pm

I remember hearing a conversation at a nearby table. One mom was complaining her son was learning bad words at school, because the kid told her "The teacher said bad words".

I wondered to myself, how does the kid know they were dirty words unless he already knew them?
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Tue Jul 24, 2018 12:56 pm

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Quite hard to work out who all has been added and who's in the original.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:06 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Arneb » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:23 pm

That one's especially painful, bravo.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:41 pm

Indeed.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri May 21, 2021 10:25 pm

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Re: Craptoons

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri May 21, 2021 10:35 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Jun 07, 2021 8:41 am

Archaeologists are having a big party following the unearthing of the largest ever dinosaur tibia. It’s going to be quite a shindig.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby g-one » Mon Jun 07, 2021 4:33 pm

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