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Postby Lianachan » Mon Aug 12, 2013 3:40 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Arneb » Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:44 pm

Groan.

The second one is easy.
But what is "coarse fishing"?
And why would the word "bitch" appear on a cereal box?
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:13 am

Coarse fishing isn't anything to do with coarse language - it's this, and I don't think anybody would write "bitch" on a ceral box. It's the thought of him answering her question and reaction to it that's good about that one (a favourite cartoon of mine, that one).
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Enzo » Tue Aug 13, 2013 12:58 am

Thanks, I had never heard of "coarse fishing" but assumed it meant something to justify the pun.

The tome one was funny.


Now the Bitch Cereal. There is a brand of cereal here called "Nut 'n Honey." and the marketing has TV ads where the wife asks the husband "what are you eating?" And he says "Nut 'n Honey." Which of course she thinks is him saying "Nothing, Honey." Zaniness ensues. And those ads were on ALL the time. So the joke here is that some other brand has made Nut 'n Bitch cereal, so when the wife asks what are you eating he replies with the product name, which she misunderstands as a personal comment... Hilarity in zoos.

It got a chuckle out of me.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:13 am

Cheers Enzo, I didn't know about "Nut'n'Honey" - definitely adds something to it.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Arneb » Tue Aug 13, 2013 6:39 pm

Now I am happy - I got enough of the jokes to laugh about them but I was missing that last bit.

Nut'N'Bitch. Wonderful.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Tue Aug 13, 2013 11:18 pm

Good, good. Further crapage.

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri Aug 15, 2014 2:00 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Fri May 29, 2015 8:26 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 30, 2015 7:09 pm

I suspect this may be Right-pondian/Australian but I laughed.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Мастер » Sat May 30, 2015 7:49 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:I suspect this may be Right-pondian/Australian but I laughed.


I had to Google.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Sat May 30, 2015 7:57 pm

Viz is very parochial, and also very funny.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Sat May 30, 2015 8:24 pm

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Postby Lianachan » Wed Jun 24, 2015 12:55 pm

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Postby Lianachan » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:29 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:34 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 16, 2015 2:38 pm

Not a cartoon, but from the same source.

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:24 pm

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I missed this one the first time round. One Saturday night of my police career involved a wedding reception the highlights of which were, in no particular order: a fight between the bride and the groom's sister (a bridesmaid) both still in full regalia, arresting the best man (in full RAF dress blues) for fighting, a 350 lb man having an asthma attack in the carpark, a drunk minister and two local neds trying to gatecrash a wedding with the police already in attendance. Just your typical Scottish wedding.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 16, 2015 3:32 pm

I fell asleep at the reception at my cousin's wedding in Fife, and was surprised the following morning to see blood on the walls in the hall. At breakfast, I asked my dad what it was all about. He said that the bride's sister had been upset at something the groom's father (my uncle) had said, "and felt compelled to smite him upon the countenance" (I remember that quote well, as it's quite wonderful), whereby a full blown bru-ha-ha ensued. I had slept through all of that, plus the arrival and departure of two ambulances and about a dozen police. I must have been about 20 at the time.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Arneb » Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:24 pm

You must also have been very drunk at the time.

In my opinion, the "smite him upon the countenance" sentence alone merits your uncle a mention in the A Life Well Lived thread.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 16, 2015 4:43 pm

Welcome to Fife. Kirkcaldy?
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:02 pm

Arneb wrote:You must also have been very drunk at the time.


Oh indeed. Fortunately, when in such a state I prefer to talk shite then fall asleep, rather than engage in fisticuffs.

Arneb wrote:In my opinion, the "smite him upon the countenance" sentence alone merits your uncle a mention in the A Life Well Lived thread.


I've no idea what he said that upset her so much. Probably nothing of great offence. The bride's family were a bit rough.

Heid the Ba' wrote:Welcome to Fife. Kirkcaldy?


Great guess, but it was actually Markinch.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Heid the Ba » Wed Dec 16, 2015 5:06 pm

Glenrothes was going to be the second guess. Markinch has been described to me as the place you don't get off the train, as it only ever appears as Kirkcaldy-Markinch-Ladybank-Cupar-Leuchars, never on its own.
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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:02 pm

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Re: Craptoons

Postby Lianachan » Wed Jan 27, 2016 4:33 pm

Oh, and Heid may find this guide to railway stations of use in his daily commute.
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