Viz Letters
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Re: Viz Letters
by Lianachan » Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:17 pm
Save money on sex-lines by phoning up the Samaritans and threatening to kill yourself unless they talk dirty.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Lianachan » Wed Aug 10, 2016 8:27 pm
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Lianachan » Thu Oct 20, 2016 3:31 pm
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Lianachan » Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:07 pm
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Enzo » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:53 am
What is a Zebra?
The largest size...
The largest size...
E Pluribus Condom
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Re: Viz Letters
by Lianachan » Tue Jun 11, 2019 10:14 pm
A ladder turned upside-down can be used for climbing down off things.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Lianachan » Mon Aug 10, 2020 6:57 pm
MOURNERS. Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. “Sombre”, while only 2 letters away from “sombrero”, is a world apart in tone.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Lianachan » Tue Dec 05, 2023 7:44 pm
Convince neighbours that you are a highly sought after violin teacher by putting a sign in your garden that says “Violin lessons: Sorry, no vacancies”.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Arneb » Tue Jan 02, 2024 6:50 pm
I need help with a difficult football quiz. Which English football international is putting his mark on the Bundesliga right now?
a) Cy Clone
b) Thor Nejdo
c) Harry Kane
Anyone?
a) Cy Clone
b) Thor Nejdo
c) Harry Kane
Anyone?
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Re: Viz Letters
by Richard A » Wed Jan 03, 2024 8:59 pm
LOL I wouldn't have thought that Germany, even Bayern Munich, was an obvious place for him to spend the next phase of his career, but hey!
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Re: Viz Letters
by Arneb » Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:16 pm
Let's see what he wins with them. He is extremely strong. And Germany offers a few days off over Christmas and the New Year. So there is that.
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Re: Viz Letters
by Heid the Ba » Thu Feb 01, 2024 10:58 pm
Why do Americans fish with guns?
So they can get the whole school . . .
So they can get the whole school . . .
Get it up ye.
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