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Six Truths in Life

Postby Lance » Thu Apr 10, 2014 1:26 pm

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.

2. All idiots, after reading, #1 will try it.

3. And discover #1 is a lie.

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.
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Re: Six Truths in Life

Postby tubeswell » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:45 pm

Okay, so I didn't try it yet before I finished reading. It needs more work.
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Re: Six Truths in Life

Postby Arneb » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:55 pm

As always, you had me... :glp-1doh1:
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Re: Six Truths in Life

Postby Lance » Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:50 pm

tubeswell wrote:Okay, so I didn't try it yet before I finished reading. It needs more work.

Fixed.

Arneb wrote:As always, you had me... :glp-1doh1:

lol
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