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Narwhals

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:57 am

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Re: Narwhals

Postby Enzo » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:11 am

Wow, there is like ten seconds of that on a Sprint commercial, but I had no idea...
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Re: Narwhals

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 22, 2015 5:58 am

The Sprint commercial is where I saw it too. So I looked it up.
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Re: Narwhals

Postby tubeswell » Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:17 pm

So is this like, the new Llamas?
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Re: Narwhals

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:14 pm

Possible, but probably not. You can't find many pictures of narwhals in festive costumes.
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Re: Narwhals

Postby Мастер » Sun Feb 22, 2015 4:42 pm

The video was rather different than what I was expecting.
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Re: Narwhals

Postby Lance » Sun Feb 22, 2015 9:43 pm

Here it is again, but this one is looped to repeat for 10 hours. Just in case you need it for 10 hours.

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Re: Narwhals

Postby Enzo » Mon Feb 23, 2015 12:48 am

Yeah, well...

http://abcnews.go.com/US/photos/pet-sty ... e-10866774


Those would be the non-standard poodles.
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Re: Narwhals

Postby Lance » Mon Feb 23, 2015 1:03 am

lol
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Re: Narwhals

Postby Мастер » Mon Feb 23, 2015 7:25 am

Lance wrote:Here it is again, but this one is looped to repeat for 10 hours. Just in case you need it for 10 hours.


Thanks, that will save me a lot of trouble clicking on the "replay" link!
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Re: Narwhals

Postby tubeswell » Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:45 am

What's happening with the Narwhals anyway?
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Re: Narwhals

Postby Lance » Sun Jul 26, 2015 12:48 pm

They are swimming around the near ice-free Arctic.
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