Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.
Johnny's father says, "We have an $80,000 mortgage on the house, and I just got laid off! There won't be a $200 bike this year."
Two days later, Little Johnny walks out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. His father asks him why he's leaving.
Johnny says, "Early this morning I was walking past your room and I heard you tell Mommy that you were pulling out, and Mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be damned if I'll get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage!"
A Bike for his Birthday
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A Bike for his Birthday
by Lance » Sat Dec 19, 2015 7:28 pm
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Re: A Bike for his Birthday
by Enzo » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:07 am
That reminds me of a friend of mine who was injured. he is a truck driver. One day, he pulled out to avoid a child, fell off the couch, and broke his arm.
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Re: A Bike for his Birthday
by Lance » Sun Dec 20, 2015 3:45 am
lol
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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