Lasers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to play with cats.
Computers were once a huge scientific breakthrough; now we use them to look at cats.
Conclusion: Science was made tor cats.
Cats for Science?
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Cats for Science?
by Lance » Fri Sep 02, 2016 9:58 pm
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Re: Cats for Science?
by tubeswell » Sat Sep 03, 2016 3:40 am
This seems like irrefutable logic to me.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
If you are seeing an apparent paradox, that means you are missing something.
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Re: Cats for Science?
by Lianachan » Sat Sep 03, 2016 7:18 am
Cats are the super illuminati.
A-nis bidh fios aig daoine nuair a tha mi a 'mionnachadh aig dhaibh.
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Re: Cats for Science?
by Arneb » Sat Sep 03, 2016 12:23 pm
How ridiculous Douglas Adams' idea that mice were the true rulers of the planet.
Non sunt multiplicanda entia praeter necessitatem
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Re: Cats for Science?
by Lance » Sat Sep 03, 2016 5:00 pm
Arneb wrote:How ridiculous Douglas Adams' idea that mice were the true rulers of the planet.
No, no, no! You have it all wrong. The mice created science to keep the cats occupied. That cats only believe they are superior. Though they can catch, kill, and eat mice, the mice use science as a defense mechanism.
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Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
However, a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.
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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a few hours.
Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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