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I hate you.

Postby Lonewulf » Thu May 10, 2007 6:33 pm

Yeah, that's right. I'm talking to YOU, sir/madam.

You, sir/madam, piss me royally off. Your <insert occupation here> is a pathetic job that no one cares about.

Oh, and another thing: <Insert your favorite band here> totally sucks, and <insert your political party preference here> is full of morons!

<Insert your town/city/country of residence here> is just filled to the brim with neeners like you. Fuck.

I'm too pissed now. Go to hell, sir/madam.
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Postby Arneb » Thu May 10, 2007 6:41 pm

Dead, dead, dead. BT was at least a credible as an asshole.
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Re: I hate you.

Postby Lance » Fri May 11, 2007 12:51 pm

Lonewulf wrote:and <insert your political party preference here> is full of morons!

And this is true no matter how you fill it in.
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Postby Lonewulf » Fri May 11, 2007 5:49 pm

Arneb wrote:Dead, dead, dead. BT was at least a credible as an asshole.


"a credible"?

You speak English, son? I don't speak Moron.
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Postby Arneb » Fri May 11, 2007 7:22 pm

Wenn Du Volldepp der Meinung bist, mein Englisch sei nicht ausreichend, um mich mit Dir zu unterhalten, können wir gern auf Deutsch oder Spanisch weitermachen; mal sehen, wer mehr Fehler macht.

In other words: Stick that little typo up your ass, Lonebunny. As I wrote, BT was at least a credible asshole.
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Postby Dragon Star » Fri May 11, 2007 8:51 pm

This thread is fucked.

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Postby Мастер » Fri May 11, 2007 8:53 pm

Arneb wrote:Wenn Du Volldepp der Meinung bist, mein Englisch sei nicht ausreichend, um mich mit Dir zu unterhalten, können wir gern auf Deutsch oder Spanisch weitermachen; mal sehen, wer mehr Fehler macht.


Ihr Enlisch ist in meiner Meinung ausgezeichnet :)
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Postby Arneb » Fri May 11, 2007 9:26 pm

Dragon Star wrote:This thread is fucked.

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Well yes; isn't that what I said?

[quote=Khrushchev's Other Shoe]Ihr Enlisch ist in meiner Meinung ausgezeichnet [Smile][/quote]

8) We'll keep that dirty little secret to ourselves, shall we? :P
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Postby Lonewulf » Fri May 11, 2007 10:03 pm

Arneb wrote:Wenn Du Volldepp der Meinung bist, mein Englisch sei nicht ausreichend, um mich mit Dir zu unterhalten, können wir gern auf Deutsch oder Spanisch weitermachen; mal sehen, wer mehr Fehler macht.

In about a year, I'll have learned german enough to not need to look stuff like this up...

(What's funny is how babel fish distorted your paragraph to the degree that it's become ironic)

In other words: Stick that little typo up your ass, Lonebunny.

At least with the assbug gone, I have room.

Tsk, Lonebunny? The name needs style. To follow proper Wulfing procedure, it should be Lonebonny.

As I wrote, BT was at least a credible asshole.

And it's becoming readily obvious how you'll pine for him on those lonely nights. ;)
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Postby Мастер » Fri May 11, 2007 10:58 pm

Arneb wrote: 8) We'll keep that dirty little secret to ourselves, shall we? :P


I hope I said it right :P
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Postby Enzo » Sat May 12, 2007 3:39 am

Ich bin ein Berliner.

I hope I got it right...
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat May 12, 2007 6:12 am

Have to agree with the OP on one thing: the part of the city that I live in is a vile, filthy, desolate excuse for a dump and it smells like sewer. Take that, me! :twisted:

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Postby Arneb » Sat May 12, 2007 12:34 pm

Lonewulf wrote:In about a year,...

:glp-chris18:
Lonewulf wrote:And it's becoming readily obvious how you'll pine for him on those lonely nights. ;)

They could sell you anything... anything :shock:
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Postby Lonewulf » Sat May 12, 2007 6:38 pm

Arneb wrote: :glp-chris18:


Sorry, I didn't know Germans gained near-perfect education in languages overnight.

I guess this makes your typo all the worse, huh?

They could sell you anything... anything :shock:


:?:

I do find it funny how you keep whining about the loss of BT, though.
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Postby Arneb » Sat May 12, 2007 7:41 pm

Did I just read you describe my English as "near perfect"? Thanx! 8) Moderators, please remove this from Infuriati.

As for the whining - I don't. I merely said Infuriati would be all but dead without him. You haven't written anything to dispel that notion (see DS's illustration).
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Postby Lonewulf » Sun May 13, 2007 3:17 am

Arneb wrote:Did I just read you describe my English as "near perfect"? Thanx! 8) Moderators, please remove this from Infuriati.


I think you need to go back and re-read. Or, at the least, gain basic reading comprehension.

See, you made fun of me for not being able to read German, or needing a year to learn German. The reason why I'm learning is because I'm going to take a series of comprehensive courses, in Germany, on the subject.

You seem to have found mirth that it would have needed to take time. So either you're a dumbass, or Germans must learn languages overnight. So I noted that I would need to learn the language overnight. I did not comment directly on your language except to note, again, your pathetic typo at the beginning of all of this.

Since, after all, amongst a nation of people that learn languages overnight, you seem to do pathetically at learning it over time. So you're definitely the lowest of them all.

As for the whining - I don't. I merely said Infuriati would be all but dead without him.

You said that, yes. With posts toned with whining.

You haven't written anything to dispel that notion (see DS's illustration).

And yet... you're posting.

Either this post is alive or it isn't. It can't be both.
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Postby Arneb » Sun May 13, 2007 12:48 pm

Two misunderstandings -

1) I did not make fun of you for not being able to read German. You tried unsuccessfully to make fun of me for producing a typing error in a language that is not my own ("You speak English, son? I don't speak Moron"). So you raised the bar on language capabilities - and held against that standard, your "in a year" is indeed laughable. You introduced that standard. You stick by it calling my typo "pathetic", and rambling about "basic reading comprehension". You let yourself be measured by it, O.K.?

By the way, I have nothing but respect for anyone deciding to learn German, all the more so if the motivation is genuine interest and not some exterior pressure (immigration or some such). And I don't expect anyone to master it in a year. German is beautiful, but it also tough, and the rewards come slowly. I would never even think of calling a non native speaker a "moron" or "pathetic" for mistyping a word. Not even in Infuriati. We are different in that respect.

2) A final word about the whining. I' won't miss BT for a fraction of a second, but if you were out for watching some linguistic blood sports, his spasms at Infuriati provided at least a limited amount of "Oh my God, what a sulking idiot" fun. He was trolling passionately about things that were in some way important to him. That, in a limited way, made him credible and kept Infuriati alive.

After his disappearance, there was a silence of seven days. Then with your new thread, it's just trolling. About nothing. I don't whine for BT, I am saying your rubbish here is a step down even from him. I think one can, for all practical intents and purposes, call that "dead".

I won't comment on the "lowest of them all" bit. Too mean, and too incoherent even for this section.

And now, since I have already made the mistake of feeding the troll, enough of it from me.
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Postby Superluminal » Sun May 13, 2007 10:25 pm

Enzo wrote:Ich bin ein Berliner.

I hope I got it right...


Your a honey bun? Or at least that's what someone said Pres. Kennedy said.
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Postby Мастер » Sun May 13, 2007 11:42 pm

Superluminal wrote:
Enzo wrote:Ich bin ein Berliner.

I hope I got it right...


Your a honey bun? Or at least that's what someone said Pres. Kennedy said.


I don't think anyone was seriously confused about what he was trying to say :P
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon May 14, 2007 3:16 pm

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Enzo wrote:Ich bin ein Berliner.

I hope I got it right...


Your a honey bun? Or at least that's what someone said Pres. Kennedy said.


I don't think anyone was seriously confused about what he was trying to say :P


Unless he was trying to say: "Bring me another starlet, this one is broken."
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Postby Superluminal » Mon May 14, 2007 5:42 pm

I understood what he said, but I asked a German speaking friend how anybody could get honeybun out of what he said? He said at the time of Kennedy's speech, there was a popular brand of honey bun called "Berliner". And some of the German people thought it was funny the way he said it.
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Postby Arneb » Mon May 14, 2007 6:31 pm

The name still exists, not as a brand name but as a generic name for a deep-fried sweet and buttery roll filled with different kinds of jam and rolled in sugar. They are called Berliner in several regions of he German spealing countries. In Berlin itself, they are called Pfannkuchen (pancake), a bit of a misnomer since they are usually deep-fried in a pot, not a pan. Here in Bavaria and Austria the name "Krapfen" is used.

Berliners traditionally eat their Pfannkuchen for New Years Eve; in Bavaria, Krapfen are eaten primarily for Carnival, which is not usually celebrated in tight-lipped, Prussian, Protestant Berlin (since I am a tight-lipped Protestant Berliner myself, I hate carnival, too. I can live with Krapfen, though. Yummy.

Have a bite!
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Postby troubleagain » Mon May 14, 2007 8:31 pm

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Postby Superluminal » Tue May 15, 2007 3:04 am

At least he didn't try to say "Ich bin krapfen."
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Postby Enzo » Tue May 15, 2007 6:05 am

For the record, I was referring to JFK, and the I hope I got that right was more or less his inner thoughts at the time - think of it as a political cartoon I would have drawn and that was the caption.

I thought it would be amusing to add JFK to the list of people saying I hope I got that right, knowing that he didn't.

No I am sure no one was confused, just bemused. Back then it was a novelty. These days it is a daily occurence with W.
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