I like Survivor... Not because it's entertaining in the way it's meant either...
I think it's hilarious because these people don't start scheming from the beginning, but try to "make friends." And then they stab their "friends" in the back, cry about how bad it makes them feel to the cameras, and then tell them off when they write their name down for the vote. I like to watch behaviors in fully edited process...
Humans.
Boy am I glad that my forigen exchang eis almost over and I can go back to Venus!...
Uh-oh... uhh... um... you didn't just read that! *beings to squirt gen-U-ine venusian acid rain from a round-up sprayer* Darn! Earthlings! You have an immunity to my acid because your acid-rain is so much more terrible than that on Venus! *drops sprayer and runs*
--hippie