Illuminati-R-Us

Oh well played!

Yes, very good indeed Arneb.

Watching Heid’s lot as I’ve not watched a match for a while and it’s what’s on.

At home to a team below us in the league (not many of those!), so a must win....

Ross County 1 - 2 Motherwell

Played 111, won 55, drawn 23, lost 33.

If we don’t win those, we’re getting relegated.

Ah yes, you do need to win those.

Leith Soap Dodgers 0 - 1 Rangers,

The lucky shirt works it’s magic! I forgot to wear my RCC shirt so it is all my fault.

Played 112, won 56, drawn 23, lost 33

Is it your lucky shirt that keeps stopping Morelos getting sent off?

That takes more than the power of my shirt. I have no idea how he stayed on the pitch.

SG Eintracht Frankfurt 3 - 1 Hertha BSC

So, the wurst happened, but it could have been a lot wurse. We held out against a stronger, better team in the first 70 mins, and even took the lead. Then, the better team scored twice, and in our final push for the equalizer, one of those gifted-but-undisciplined players caused a stupid penalty to seal it.

We'll definitely slip to 15th tomorrow, the teams directly below us play each other. For consolation,

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 3 - 0 FC Erzgebirge Aue

Played 114, won 57, drawn 23, lost 34, so I kept my end of the deal. Onward ho, Scottish heroes!

All quiet on the Scottish front?

Yup, neither played at the weekend. Both have matches tomorrow night.

Yes, another relegation six pointer for RCC.

Fingers crossed, thumbs pressed.

SV Werder Bremen 2 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth,

in the German FA Cup. No disgrace losing away to a first-leaguer (and Hertha weren't even in it anymore), but BAD for the count.

Played 115, won 57, drawn 23, lost 35

Hamilton 1 - 2 Ross County

Our goals were in the 81st and 85th minutes, so we left it late to score in a game we totally dominated.

Played 116, won 58, drawn 23, lost 35.

Yessirr, Ross County!

I will admit I was worried for County.

Rangers 1 - 0 Perth Nonsense

We could have scored a hatful, but in previous years we would have drawn.

Played 117, won 59, drawn 23, lost 35

It's Elephant Snake Bucket weekend and I must admit I can't be arsed with it. Chase the egg is now the world's most tedious game and that's before you remember you're watching people injury their bodies and brains for your entertainment. Now get off my lawn and take your hippity hop music with you.

I assume “chase the egg” is rugby, never a sport up here, but I don’t know what Elephant Snake Bucket is.

I shall retrieve my ghetto blaster and retreat momentarily.

Calcutta Cup. The trophy is a bucket with an elephant on top and snakes for handles.

Hertha are at home to Bayern München tonight 7 p.m. GMT. Brace for impact.

I think I can watch that, I won't but I could. I'll record it just in case. Lucky Rangers shirt or lucky RCC shirt?

We need all the support we can muster, so both. Weren't you about to order a Hertha shirt at some point? Something that had the burrough of Spandau on it?

I think I did, I'll have to go and check.
Edit: there was a problem with shipping and I was supposed to go back to them and sort it out but I forgot. Spandau hoodies don't seem to be available, I'd need another district.

Take Charlottenburg-Wilmersdorf. It's West Berlin's West Berlin. I went to school in Wilmersdorf and lived there as a student.

10 min in, and two chances squandered already.

Heid the Ba wrote:Calcutta Cup. The trophy is a bucket with an elephant on top and snakes for handles.

I think England are heavily favoured.

Hertha BSC 0 - 1 FC Bayern München

Played 118, won 59, drawn 23, lost 36