New Evidence Suggests Noah's Sons Rode Flying Dinosaurs

[Lance]

For years, Creation Scientists have disputed how Noah was able to quickly collect millions of indigenous animals from remote, inaccessible regions of the world for a 40-day ride in his ark. New evidence from an archeological find in China supports the long held Christian belief that Noah's sons rode giant flying dinosaurs to transport duck billed platypuses from Australia, and penguins and polar bears from the Antarctic, to name a few. "Those must have been some mighty big flying dinosaurs," says Pastor Deacon Fred. "Imagine the look on Noah's face when his sons flew in for a landing with a pair of Hippos strapped to the back of one of them things! Glory to God!"

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[PhantomWolf]

For years, Creation Scientists have disputed how Noah was able to quickly collect millions of indigenous animals from remote, inaccessible regions of the world for a 40-day ride in his ark.

Um pardon? Genisis states that the flood lasted over a year and that God called the animals to Noah not that Nah had to collect them, there is no argument here.

New evidence from an archeological find in China supports the long held Christian belief that Noah's sons rode giant flying dinosaurs

What long held Christian beliefs are these? Sorry I've been a Christian for 17 years, been to over 7 different denoinatins and know the beliefs of many more and I've never heard of this so-called belief.

polar bears from the Antarctic

Huh? Polar Bears are found exculsively in the ARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!

On the whole, just from that qute I suggest the author try re-reading not only the bible and fundamental Christian beliefs, but a basic kids book on zoology and a map too.