Illuminati-R-Us

International talk like a pirate day be here again! Keelhaul the landlubbers, splice the parrot and a vast behind!

Apologies I´m wrestling with a Spanish keyboard and struggling to link, give an old buccaneer a hand maties? I'm wearing a bandana and large hoop earring, Mrs B made me leave the eyepatch in the flat, damn her eyes! Drawing some attention in the evangelical protestant cafe in a small Spanish town . . .

Where be your buccanneers?
Under me buccanhat, ahaar!

Edit: ToSeeked by KOS, still can´t link.

Hee hee, not long ago I made a list of funny sayings to be displayed on eye patches to make them more interesting while people stared at them.

Funny messages on eye patches.
-I still have one good eye
-My other eye is a Cadilac
-If my eye were a horse I'd shoot it
-Parot wanted
-"Yar, Matey!"
-I can still see you
-I just don't see things as I used to
-It was all fun and games...
-Baby, you look good!
-While you are looking at my eye-patch, my other eye is looking back at you
-Oops
-My other patch is in the shop
-Your ad goes here
-This spot left intentionally blank

The Derelict (Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Rum)

Yo, Ho. Avast and be laid.