Illuminati-R-Us

Shitting fuck, cruising at one nil and then give away a penalty at 90 + 4.

Perth Bellends 1 - 1 Rangers

Played 160, won 78, drawn 35, lost 47

I’ll see your disappointing draw and raise you:

Ross County 1 - 3 St Mirren

Played 161, won 78, drawn 35, lost 48.

We will struggle to avoid relegation I think. Victoria Park used to be a place teams feared to visit, where we were hard to beat.

It was looking good at half time. I think you are right in the clart now, the problem with the playoff is that they are winning and you aren't. Have we had an IrU double relegation before?

We might even go triple...

Rangers and Fuerth are safe, Fuerth may even go up. I don't think we can beat a double, or did you mean three in the second tier?

I was thinking about the Universe-wrenching possibility of a Hertha-Fürth playoff for the Bundesliga. Sorry, I was reading 'playoff' where you wrote 'relegation'

Ah, yes. I hadn't considered that possibility when I posted, though I must admit it had occurred to me.

If we manage to stay in the play off spot and don't finish bottom, there's a good chance it'll be Inverness Cuntedonian Bastard that'll beat us and come up a league.

That would suck. Of course from the point of view of the cumulative total RCC in the Championship does a power of good, as might Hertha in B2, of course they will still be Hertha.

So, does Florentino Pérez still get paid?

I don't know he ever did get a salary (Prez is usually an ho orary position). But he's still the President of RMCF.

I read that as RCMP . . .

We play the Perth Bell ends again this weekend, but in the Cup this time. We can't fuck up twice can we?

RCMP would come in handy right now to arrest this rat pack.

Hertha losing ground in quarantine, Cologne and Mainz having won games: In 17th, three below the playoffs, 4 below safety, with three games in hand. Mainz is up against Bayern, so I am calculating with no points for them this afternoon. Our remianing fixtures are Freiburg (9th), Hoffenheim (11th), and four direct competitors: Schalke, Mainz, Bielefeld, and Cologne: It's six-pointers all the way down. If we don't gain points against those, we deserve relegation.

Greuther play in a difficult away matcht tomorrow, against cult club St. Pauli, who have recovered from a very bad first round and are now in 7th. The League has had Covid cancellations all over the place, so the value of our current second place is hard to judge.

Aaaand Mainz have won against Bayern, who could have secured the Championship today. Brilliant. We have the same margins to playoffs and safety as before, but a direct competitor seems to be freeing themselves of all trouble.

Arneb wrote:I don't know he ever did get a salary (Prez is usually an ho orary position). But he's still the President of RMCF.

And he's making noises about the "binding contract" the teams have with the Super League.

Yeah. They'll let him. It's dead, and he knows it.

FC St. Pauli 2 - 1 SpVgg Greuther Fürth


Played 162, won 78, drawn 35, lost 49.

We have the Perth Bellends at home in the cup in half an hour. Surely this time we have to hump them?

Cunting fuckery we’re going to extra time.

Fucking cunty baws, another late goal and then we lost on penalties.

Played 163, won 78, drawn 35, lost 50

That was one dark weekend, footywise.

Dark indeed my friend.

My tv package random game generator is showing Fuerth, looking ok 5 minutes in.

Well that was a roller coaster.

Almost fuerthed!

SpVgg 3 - 2 Sandhausen

Played 164, won 79, drawn 35, lost 50