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Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2021 3:09 pm
by Lianachan
We are mysteriously 2-0 up at half-time, away at Dundee Utd. Still plenty time to fuck it up, of course.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sat May 01, 2021 6:03 pm
by Lianachan
Even more mysteriously it remained unfucked up and that was the final score.

Played 165, won 80, drawn 35, lost 50.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sun May 02, 2021 4:04 pm
by Heid the Ba
Rangers 4 - 1 Scummy scumbags

They had a man sent off when we were a goal up and we never looked back. Out of the five times we played this season (I know, it is too many) it was four wins and a draw.

Played 166, won 81, drawn 35, lost 50.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 4:51 pm
by Heid the Ba
Half time and The Lucky Shirt is just about getting it done.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 4:56 pm
by Heid the Ba
I know I’ve had this explained to me before but I can’t be arsed checking back. Null vier relegated? Almost as inexplicable as “vier” being a cromulent word according to this spell check.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 5:07 pm
by Arneb
Yes, Nullvier have finally made it down, as they should have. And that spell checker was probably programmed by a German student.

Hertha one all in their must-win against Mainz Nullfünf. Try spellchecking that.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 6:07 pm
by Arneb
Win Another Day.

FSV Mainz 05 1 - 1 Hertha BSC

Two points to playoffs, three to safety, two games in hand.


Played 167, won 81, drawn 36, lost 50.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 6:36 pm
by Heid the Ba
The Mem complimented me on how stylish The Lucky Shirt looked, I didn’t mention its mystical powers.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2021 6:39 pm
by Heid the Ba
Hmm Hertha play again on Thursday, games stacked up can mess you up quickly.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2021 5:25 pm
by Arneb
Hertha two nil up against Freiburg at the half. Dare we hope?

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2021 6:55 pm
by Arneb
Hertha BSC 3 - 0 SC Freiburg

In 14th, two places above relegation playoffs on goal difference 1 pt. above direct relegation. One more game in hand, against last-place Schalke.

Played 168, won 82, drawn 36, lost 50.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Thu May 06, 2021 7:09 pm
by Heid the Ba
Woohoo! Looking good Hertha.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2021 8:28 pm
by Arneb
Interesting bit from the Second League: Holstein Kiel have won their home match against St. Pauli, four, nil. Even if we win tomorrow against relegation candidate, Karlsruhe, we'll only be four points ahead of them in second place, and they'll have two games in hand. They really mean business this time.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Fri May 07, 2021 9:30 pm
by Heid the Ba
Hmm, Fuerth might Hertha.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2021 11:10 am
by Arneb
Looks like it (although Kiel could pass us regardless): 0 - 1after just five minutes...

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2021 12:37 pm
by Arneb
Two all ten min from time...

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sat May 08, 2021 1:18 pm
by Arneb
Fuckity fuck

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 2 - 2 Karlsuher SC


Played 169, won 82, drawn 37, lost 50.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2021 4:14 pm
by Arneb
Six pointer in Berlin, against fellow Abstiegskandidat Bielefeld. Yes, you read that right. Goalless after 11 min.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Sun May 09, 2021 6:10 pm
by Arneb
Fuck-Fuck-Fuck

Hertha BSC 0 - 0 DSC Arminia Bielefeld

If it's any consolation THEY dragged US down to their level. 31 points, which is a pint gained on Cologne and Bremen, but none on Bielefeld, and nothing that puts a win's worth of points between us and the remaining relegation spot.


Played 170, won 82, drawn 38, lost 50.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 11:07 am
by Heid the Ba
We're away to Livingstone in a game we should win, RCC at home to Hamilton in a relegation six pointer.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 3:10 pm
by Arneb
And it's another must-win for us, away to shitty Schalke.

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 3:51 pm
by Heid the Ba
I may have to wear several shirts . . .

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 5:05 pm
by Arneb
By all means...

Shitty Schalke 1 - 1 Crappy Hertha

at the half. Lucky shirt to the rescue!

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 5:41 pm
by Arneb
80th, two one up. Shiiiiiiiirt!

Re: What sports teams do you support?

PostPosted: Wed May 12, 2021 5:52 pm
by Arneb
88th second booking for one of our forwards. Please, please nooooo!