Illuminati-R-Us

Phenomenal! Congrats to him.

Union with a European premiere tonight: Against Slavia Prague, in the new Conference League.

We’re about to kick off against Lyon at home. Who knows how this will go.

Actually we all could have guessed.

Rangers 0 - 2 Decent French Mob

Played 37, won 15, drawn 5, lost 17.

Surprised me, actually. I didn’t think they’d give you much trouble.

We’re flaky this season, I don’t know why.

Hertha BSC 2 - 1 SpVgg Greuther Fürth


Played 39, won 16, drawn 5, lost 18.

The derby giveth and the derby taketh away. It was ever thus.

Scottish Cup starts today. Our teams aren’t in it for a while yet, and there’s no tally impact, but I’m hoping Clachnacuddin, Golspie Sutherland, Nairn County, Brora Rangers and Wick Academy do well against their various lowland opponents.

Edited to add - both RCC and Rangers have league games over the weekend though, so we'll still be trying to pull our weights for the count.

Aye, derbies are a bugger.

Ross County 2 - 2 Hearts

Their first goal was scored by a former player of ours, with an assist from a player who started his career with us. Still counts, unfortunately.

Played 40, won 16, drawn 6, lost 18.

I’m hoping Clachnacuddin lost, Golspie Sutherland lost, Nairn County won, Brora Rangers won and Wick Academy drew do well against their various lowland opponents.

Is there a more average set of results from 5 matches of 2 wins, 2 defeats and a draw?

Even money. Enough left for a pint or two, I hope.

Rangers 1 - 1 Lanarkshire Scrotes

These are games we won last year, the only consolation is that Celtic lost.

Played 41, won 16, drawn 7, lost 18.

I should probably have worn a lucky shirt yesterday and today.

Lianachan wrote:I’m interested in neither cycling nor the Olympics, but forgot to mention that a school friend of my son won two silver medals in the Paralympics in Tokyo. So, vague huzzah from me.

Update! Having spoken to my son today, I can confirm that he did know the cyclist and was in many of the same classes as him, but he laughed at the suggestion he was a friend. Apparently our cycling hero “was always an arsehole”.

Most successful athletes are, sadly.

Rangers 2 - 0 Livingstone in the Wee Cup.

Played 42, won 17, drawn 7, lost 18.

SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 3 FC Bayern München

Let's say we factored it in, OK?

Played 43, won 17, drawn 7, lost 19

Getting fed up of these glorious failures, being the better team but not winning.

Motherwell 2 - 1 RCC

Played 44, won 17, drawn 7, lost 20.

We were very ordinary and they missed a penalty but:

Tayside scrotes 0 - 1 Rangers

Played 45, won 18, drawn 7, lost 20

Leipzig 6 - 0 Hertha BSC

Oh fer fucks sake!

Played 46, won 18, drawn 7, lost 21
[Includes the Rangers game]

Away to CzechoRacists, not behind closed doors but with only 10,000 children in the stands. Nothing each after quarter of an hour.

I take it we are all supporting Big Pharma tonight, besides Rangers?

Hmm, a goal down at half time.

And so it remained, and we had a man sent off.

Played 47, won 18, drawn 7, lost 22