Illuminati-R-Us

I guess it is too easy to just do the normal thing and finish with 11 man. Anyone can win that way.

Indeed. Thankfully Big Pharma are taking the easy route.

1. FC Köln 3 - 1 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

we lead early, then collapsed in the second half. Not played like a relegation candidate, they wrote, but finished like one.

Played 48, won 18, drawn 7, lost 23

Hertha already one down after half an hour, at home to Freiburg - as is their wont. Shoddy defending of a mundane corner, a header from 5 m

Hertha BSC 1 - 2 SC Freiburg.

Got some air under our wings after the equalizer, only to concede the second goal after ANTOTHER shoddily defended corner late in the game. We could go down to 17th if everything breaks against us.
This is shaping up to be quite the anti-season, don't you think?

Played 49, won 18, drawn 7, lost 24

Indeed it is. Another glorious failure, this time with the help of a referee who’s bias against us has been obvious for a couple of seasons. Better team again, perfectly good goal chalked off, bugger all points.

Dundee Utd 1 - 0 Ross County

Played 50, won 18, drawn 7, lost 25.

Rangers 2 - 1 Leith Soap Dodgers

They went a goal up, had a man sent off, we got the next two.

Played 51, won 19, drawn 7, lost 25.

We have a top of the table clash against Hertz, RCC have St Mirren at the other end. Could be two wins.

Reminds me. Got to fill you in thr Mannschaft's romp through the World Cup qualifiers:

Rumania 1 - 2 Germany
Germany 4 - 0 Armenia
North Macedonia 0- 5 Germany

Germany were the first team to make it fucking Qatar in '22.

Played 54, won 22, drawn 7, lost 25

Hertha one up in Frankfurt after 20 min, but I'm sure we'll find a way to botch it.

We’re one up as well, twenty minutes to go. RCC are a goal down but have just scored. Thanks

FSV Eintracht Frankfurt 1 - 2 Hertha BSC
SpVgg Greuther Fürth 0 - 1 VfL Bochum

Greuther's defeat is probably a neck-breaker. We are last in the table, with 1 pt off 7 eight games. Bochum were the only team nearly as bad as us.

Played 56, won 23, drawn 7, lost 26

Fuckers, 90th minute equaliser.

Rangers 1 - 1 Hertz

Played 57, won 23, drawn 8, lost 26

Still no league matches won, fucking ridiculous.

RCC 2 - 3 St Midden

Played 58, won 23, drawn 8, lost 27.

This is going to be a long, sore season.

Lianachan wrote:This is going to be a long, sore season.

I was going to say the same about Fürth.

Scotland’s stick ball team have one three in a row, including beating Bangla and are through to the Big Boy round where we will get humped by everyone.

Twenty minutes in and we’re a goal up against Scandiwegia IF. It is a promising start at any rate.

Two up at half time.

How queer, tripping our striker in the box does not appear to be an infringement.

Rangers 2 - 0 Bacon farming cheesemongers

Played 59, won 24, drawn 8, lost 27

Greuther away to RetchBubbly Leipzig today, with frw hopes of gaining anything. Hertha at home to one of my least hated teams, Borussia Mönchengladbach, who usually leave the Olympic Stadium with broad grins on theur faces....

Not this time, though:

Hertha BSC 1 - 0 Borussia Mönchengladbach

Otherwise, everything is as usual:

RB Leipzig 4 - 1 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Played 61, won 25, drawn 8, lost 28

And even more as usualler than that:

Ross County 2 - 3 Livingstone

Still no wins this season, probably our worst start to a season ever. Manager surely has to go soon. These are exactly the games we need to win to avoid relegation. Still dominating games, should have been 5 up at half time but not able to score or defend. Who’d’a’thunk they were important things for winning football matches?

Played 62, won 25, drawn 8, lost 29.

Next season, though, when we have two or three teams in the Second League plus Rangers slicing up ths SPL AND Europe, will be splendid....