Illuminati-R-Us

The 'Gers play tomorrow as well, we should win it is the Leith Soapdodgers. But good results in Europe are often followed by a hangover.

Oh great, Hertha already two down at the half (not that it's a shame away to the leading team, but... yeah, shit), Greuther one down at home to recently promoted Elversberg. If you want to attack the upper portion of the table, that's the way to do it, I guess.

ETA: Ah, yes, and Greuther lost a defender because of two bookable fouls. Congrats, man!

Hah, Greuther just equalised with a goal worthy of Kacktor des Monats!

Alas, it wasn't going to last... 1-2.

1-3 at the 80th.

Hertha stable.

...and a fourth. Please, please, spare us a long injury time.

FC St. Pauli 2 - 0 Hertha BSC
SpVgg Greuther Fürth 1 - 4 SV Elversberg


Played 138, won 67, drawn 26, lost 46.

Scotland to the rescue!

One up at the half due to an entirely deserved penalty against the Leith Soap Dodgers in the Cup quarters.

Heroin Jakies 0 - 2 Rangers
They had two sent off for fuckery.

Played 140, won 68, drawn 26, lost 46.

Wur game in haun'

Ross County 2 - 2 The Fucking Heroin Suppers again

Played 141, won 68, drawn 27, lost 46

A point is a point, and The Sheepshaggers are in freefall which helps.

Nothing each at half time at the 'brox, still level on aggregate. Hmm, I have my doubts. Fortunately I'm off to rowing ERGs and it will all be over by the time I can check.

Eh, FC Portudago won, one nil and we're out.

Played 142, won 68, drawn 27, lost 47.

Greuther brilliantly losing away to the second-to-last team in our heroic bid not to be promoted,

FC Hansa Rostock 1 - 0 SpVgg Greuther Fürth

Played 143, won 68, drawn 27, lost 48.

50-percent mark slipping and slipping. Hertha at home to shitty Schalke today, and since we are known to be the team re-invigorating teams in crisis, I can see how that'll go...

Surprise! 5 -2 after 75 min. OK, there is nothing Hertha can't fuck up, but this looks like a relatively safe win.

Go Hertha!

County 2 - 1 Embra Van Rental

Played 144, won 69, drawn 27, lost 48.

Huzzah! Our game was cancelled because apparently Dundee is underwater.

Just for me to keep up with Scottish fitba slander: Embra Van Rental = Hertz = Heart of Midlothian?

Arneb wrote:Just for me to keep up with Scottish fitba slander: Embra Van Rental = Hertz = Heart of Midlothian?

You're really getting the hang of this.

That's a compliment I cherish! A lot.

Hey there Team Rebecca Morrison, what the fuck, over?

What the fuck indeed.

Heid the Ba wrote:What the fuck indeed.

Won 3 of their last 4. Eventually someone has to beat the as yet undefeated Canadians. I'm pulling for Scotland to be the ones tomorrow afternoon.

Leagues are at rest due to international games - Germany up against the French and the Dutch in friendlies, just to see who's boss (the Dutch and the French are). I guess the thinking is, if we are losing to Austria and Turkey by now, we might as well do it against proper football teams, that will make it look less laughable. I hope they aren't wrong on that one.