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by **Enzo** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:49 am

It's all happenin'

A Michigan man was arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

None of us in the Saginaw area WERE WE?

Police responded to a suspicious activity report and cought the man in the act.

I bet he claims it was concentual, or is that consensual.

by **Arneb** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:24 pm

"Consucktual" sounds more apprpriate here.

by **KLA2** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:46 pm

In such an encounter:

Foolish is wearing a condom.

Arrogant is wearing a lubed condom.

Deluded is wearing a ribbed condom. :lol:

by **troubleagain** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:21 pm

There was a guy here in my area who had "concensual" relations with a pool-pump suction at a hotel. He got stuck. It took several paramedics and firemen to release him. Can you imagine the embarrassment?

by **Arneb** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:23 pm

Ah, the stories our surgical colleagues are telling.... :shock:

by **troubleagain** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:34 pm

No doubt. There are all sorts of inanimate things (appropriate or otherwise) that get made use of, I'm sure.

by **Superluminal** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:15 am

If he had to put a Quarter in the vacuum to get it started: Shouldn't he be arrested for soliciting prostitution?

This is what happens when Enzo's "friends" disapear.

by **KLA2** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:08 am

Wow, Superluminal has a long one ... :shock:

...memory, for previous posts. What? :lol:

by **Enzo** » Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:23 am

And he was looking forward to the "blow dry" afterwards...

The perp guy here, not Superluminal

"So, uh, you gonna want the underside cleaned and the wax job?"

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