Page 1 of 1
At the car wash
Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:49 amby Enzo
It's all happenin'
A Michigan man was arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.
None of us in the Saginaw area WERE WE?
Police responded to a suspicious activity report and cought the man in the act.
I bet he claims it was concentual, or is that consensual.
Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:24 pmby Arneb
"Consucktual" sounds more apprpriate here.
Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 1:46 pmby KLA2
In such an encounter:
Foolish is wearing a condom.
Arrogant is wearing a lubed condom.
Deluded is wearing a ribbed condom.
Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:21 pmby troubleagain
There was a guy here in my area who had "concensual" relations with a pool-pump suction at a hotel. He got stuck. It took several paramedics and firemen to release him. Can you imagine the embarrassment?
Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:23 pmby Arneb
Ah, the stories our surgical colleagues are telling....
Posted:
Mon Oct 20, 2008 2:34 pmby troubleagain
No doubt. There are all sorts of inanimate things (appropriate or otherwise) that get made use of, I'm sure.
Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 12:15 amby Superluminal
If he had to put a Quarter in the vacuum to get it started: Shouldn't he be arrested for soliciting prostitution?
This is what happens when Enzo's "friends" disapear.
Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:08 amby KLA2
Wow, Superluminal has a long one ...
...memory, for previous posts. What?
Posted:
Tue Oct 21, 2008 1:23 amby Enzo
And he was looking forward to the "blow dry" afterwards...
The perp guy here, not Superluminal
"So, uh, you gonna want the underside cleaned and the wax job?"