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A taxing situation

Postby Enzo » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:07 pm

OK, taxes done, e-file submitted today, Saturday, at 5:30PM.

Let's watch and see how fast we get our refund deposits.
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Postby Мастер » Sat Mar 13, 2010 11:09 pm

I will have to be awfully creative in order to get a refund at the federal or state level.

But, the way things are shaping up, I may not have to do state returns for much longer. Federal returns, yes, as in my naive misspent youth, I became a US citizen.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Mar 14, 2010 2:14 am

I got 65 from michigan and 175 from federal, and of course paid more into the state than the fed. I hate michigan sometimes.....
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Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Mar 14, 2010 6:29 pm

Mactep wrote: Federal returns, yes, as in my naive misspent youth, I became a US citizen.


Come the revolution we'll give you Scots citizenship.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:03 pm

Heid the Ba' wrote:Come the revolution we'll give you Scots citizenship.


:glp-woohoo:

Will Scotland be part of the EU after the revolution?
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Postby Heid the Ba » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:36 pm

That is the plan.

Scotland, we'll take anyone . . . :D
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:46 am

Even Americans, native by birth?
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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 15, 2010 12:58 am

Blue Monster 65 wrote:Even Americans, native by birth?


You joining?
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Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:28 am

Blue Monster 65 wrote:Even Americans, native by birth?


You're of Scandewegian descent, that's close enough. :D
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Postby Blue Monster 65 » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:59 pm

And my Mom's family came from the British Isles, so I should be OK.
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Postby Lianachan » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:21 pm

Blue Monster 65 wrote:And my Mom's family came from the British Isles, so I should be OK.


Oh, if only it was as simple as that.....
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Re: A taxing situation

Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Mar 15, 2010 6:49 pm

Enzo wrote:OK, taxes done, e-file submitted today, Saturday, at 5:30PM.

Let's watch and see how fast we get our refund deposits.


I don't know what the big deal, I got ours done about 5 or 6 years ago.

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What, you have to do them every year?
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Re: A taxing situation

Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:49 pm

MM_Dandy wrote:What, you have to do them every year?


There's a way to avoid having to do them - don't earn any money :P
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:23 pm

Pretty sure I have some Scots background. Is there room for little ol' me, Heid? I can cook, I'm good with animals, and I can handle hand-tools fairly well. I can crochet and sew a little, and I love to garden.
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Postby Arneb » Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:36 pm

Will ya'll let me into the EU as well?
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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 15, 2010 10:41 pm

Arneb wrote:Will ya'll let me into the EU as well?


You're not in it already? :?
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Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:15 am

I'm fond of sheep. That ought to count.



Damn damn damn. I typo'd a little box on my form and was rejected. I fixed it and refiled earlier today. NOW we can see how long they take.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:19 am

Enzo wrote:I'm fond of sheep. That ought to count.


Not the Movie Quotes thread, but Oh, it's a whole flock of detectives!
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Mar 16, 2010 8:27 am

Yes TA you qualify, as does sheep loving Enzo.

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Postby Enzo » Tue Mar 16, 2010 10:56 am

Oh geez, Heid, I am a McCallum anyway.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:03 am

I remembered you saying that, but couldn't remember if it was here or elsewhere. You'll be one of those west highlanders then.

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Postby Lianachan » Tue Mar 16, 2010 11:54 am

Heid the Ba' wrote:I remembered you saying that, but couldn't remember if it was here or elsewhere. You'll be one of those west highlanders then.

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Postby Мастер » Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:05 pm

If you mispronounce my username, it begins with "Mac". My real name sounds even less Scottish.
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Postby Heid the Ba » Tue Mar 16, 2010 12:07 pm

Dear FSM, what do you say about me when I'm not here? :D
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Postby Enzo » Wed Mar 17, 2010 12:23 am

One then wonders what must it look like, the tartan of the clan MacTep?
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