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There's a llaw for that

Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Mar 01, 2021 12:33 am

Just came across this in my Twitter feed:
@CrimeADay wrote:7 USC §§8306, 8313 & 9 CFR §93.412(d)(3)(ii) make it a federal crime to keep llamas in a medium or minimum security llama quarantine facility if it’s not properly designed to prevent the escape of quarantined llamas.

Note that it says nothing about maximum security llama quarantine facilities. That's because of the super-powerful IRU llobbyests, you know.
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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby tubeswell » Mon Mar 01, 2021 1:50 am

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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:25 am

"minimum security llama quarantine facility" how did I get to be this old and not know such places exist?
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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:43 am

Heid the Ba wrote:"minimum security llama quarantine facility" how did I get to be this old and not know such places exist?


How, you haven't heard of the MSLQF? Not to be confused with the maximum security llama quarantine facility, called MSLQF.
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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby Heid the Ba » Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:48 am

Or a medium security MSLQF.
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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby Enzo » Mon Mar 01, 2021 9:57 pm

Are llamas that are MSLQF able to use the bathroom of their chosen identity?
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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Mar 02, 2021 2:39 am

Well, if it's anything like the MSLQFs that I've seen, the facilities are a one-size-fits-all system.
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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby tubeswell » Tue Mar 02, 2021 3:08 am

In fact one could say that one-size-fits-all bathrooms represent the shitty side of MSLQFs
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Re: There's a llaw for that

Postby Lance » Wed Mar 03, 2021 3:13 pm

Damn it!

Now I need to raise the fences and fortify the gates. This is going to be expensive.
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