In the 1983 remake, Vic Morrow plays a bigot in one episode. Unfortunately, he was killed filming the movie, along with a couple of child actors. The scene was with a helicopter, and it decapitated him. SO I wrote a joke.
What were Vic Morrow's last words?
Spoiler:
I have written many jokes, but that is the only one I ever sold. A friend of mine uses it in his act.
meanwhile wring knows all my jokes - she's heard them all a million times. In her hobby of putting my face on things, she had made some flexible chopping mats with my face on it and the words "Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow..."
She mailed one of them to TV Chef Bobby Flay. He sent us back an autographed 8x10 saying "Thanks for the chopping mat". it hangs on our wall next to the TV set.
