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Viagra

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 7:17 am
by Enzo
Watching TV with the wife. Columbo specifically. Ad comes on for "generic Viagra". We looked at each other, and at the same time said: "for when you just want average sex."

I guess I have to keep her...

Re: Viagra

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 9:23 am
by Heid the Ba
Ha! Someone pointed out elsewhere that people who don't trust the Pfizer vaccine will take Viagra without reading the instructions.

Re: Viagra

PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2021 6:38 pm
by wring
yeah, that was.... us.

Best one ever, of course, was the time a server asked us "how long have the two of you been happily married? " and w/o a pause, we both said in unison "ten minutes".

Re: Viagra

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 1:31 pm
by MM_Dandy
Surely, you guys are up to about 15 minutes now, aren't you?

Re: Viagra

PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:44 pm
by Lianachan
wring wrote:yeah, that was.... us.

Best one ever, of course, was the time a server asked us "how long have the two of you been happily married? " and w/o a pause, we both said in unison "ten minutes".

Similarly, “how many people work here?” is usually answered with “about a third of us”.