Lance wrote:I always try to avoid pissing off elephants.
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I've pissed off elephants. I wasn't trying.
Enzo wrote:Must've been an election year.
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Enzo wrote:Must've been an election year.
Nope, I'm talking about the real kind of elephant.
It's really quite impressive, how fast something that big can run. Especially when it's running straight towards you...
Dragon Star wrote:Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:Enzo wrote:Must've been an election year.
Nope, I'm talking about the real kind of elephant.
It's really quite impressive, how fast something that big can run. Especially when it's running straight towards you...
Likewise, it's amazing how fast that can make you run.
umop ap!sdn wrote:....as Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler, and Ian Malcolm can personally attest. (Hey at least they outran a 50MPH animal in a Jeep!)
Dragon Star wrote:Lance wrote:I always try to avoid pissing off elephants.
Generally considered proper bush etiquette.
I saw a peanut stand, heard a rubber band,
I saw a needle that winked its eye.
But I think I will have seen everything
When I see an elephant fly.
I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
when I see an elephant fly.
I seen a clothes horse, he r'ar up and buck
And they tell me that a man made a vegetable truck
I didn't see that, I only heard
But just to be sociable I'll take your word
I heard a fireside chat, I saw a baseball bat
And I just laughed till I thought I'd die
But I'd be done see'n about everything
when I see an elephant fly.
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