by Enzo » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:48 am
Oh, I might as well tell it here. Not exactly a pickup line, but..
Back when I used to hang out at the tavern nightly, there was a lady I liked, and she liked me. We hung out together in the bar a lot. We liked to dance. Made each other laugh.
One night I asked her out to dinner, and we went to a nice place and had a nice meal. I recall I had prime rib. We had a lovely time laughing and enjoying our time together.
Now this was someone I knew pretty well, and thought she knew me and where I was coming from. We were pals, not dating partners, we never slept together, it was not romance or an affair.
SO as I drive her home after our evening, I said "You know, I expect at LEAST a blow job out of this." Well, I had no idea a woman could fit completely in the glove box of my car. It was a little Datsun, yet she managed to get so far away from me sitting there, I doubt radio could have reached her. Not that I wouldn't have enjoyed such an encounter, but it was completely tongue in cheek. (Intend your own pun there if you like) IT WAS A JOKE. Alas, there was no convincing her, and the next ice age was well under way.
"Shall I walk you to your door?"
"NO."
We were OK, next time I saw her at the tavern, still friends. But if you ever get the notion to say "You know, I expect at LEAST a blow job out of this." STOP. She won't think it is funny.
And chances are you won't get your BJ either.