by Arneb » Wed Sep 18, 2019 9:12 am
Another nice one, although with a bit of an eye-roll.
I told you of Hertha's coach Pál Dárdai, right - the one who had more than 300 caps for Hertha and was their coach for four years before separating amicably this summer. the plan is he will take over Hertha's top youth team next year.
Now it turns Hertha and he haven't even separated: He has gone back to collecting caps, playing for Hertha's Senior team. In the first round of the Berlin FA Senior's Cup, they beat Wittenauer SC Concordia (you surely have heard of that club!), 3 - 1. Except thay haven't, because Pál Dárdai forgot to upload his photo for his digital Player's Pass. Of course it is totally immateriel here that EVERYONE who has got ANYTHING to do with football in Berlin knows Pál Dárdai and can testify as to his identity. Instead, Hertha fielded a player without a licence, and were duly given a defeat "at the green table", crahsing out of the Berlin FA Senior's Cup in the first round, love-six.
Now if that isn't Hertha fuckuppery, then what is?
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