Society of Women Engineers

[Bill_Thompson]

Do you think I can join the Society of Women Engineers? Do you have to be a woman to join, you think? If so, isn't that a double standard? What if I convince them I am a lesbian trapped in a man's body?

The woman answering the phone at the local office was mean. She suggested I first get a sex change operation.

When I said that I was just as bad already, that I was a married man, she understood. Maybe they will let me join.

[Dragon Star]

EDITED: after seeing where this was posted.

[Bill_Thompson]

EDITED: after seeing where this was posted.

Ben Franklin said that there was never such a thing as a good war or a bad peace. I think the same applies to penises and viginas. There is no such thing as a good penis or a bad vigina.

[Dragon Star]

Bill, can you make one post without the word "penis" in it?

[Bill_Thompson]

Bill, can you make one post without the word "penis" in it?

Yes. Can you make a post without "tool" written all over it?

[umop ap!sdn]

*sigh* Alright Bill, this thread doesn't belong in Games & Toys. I'm not sure it belongs in Infuriati either but here it is.

Now in response to your OP the best course of action for someone in the wrong body is to see a psychologist, as they have the professional standing to diagnose such a condition. :P

[Dragon Star]

Bill, can you make one post without the word "penis" in it?

Yes. Can you make a post without "tool" written all over it?

Can someone quickly explain to me why this is funny?

[Bill_Thompson]

Bill, can you make one post without the word "penis" in it?

Yes. Can you make a post without "tool" written all over it?

Can someone quickly explain to me why this is funny?

For one reason you ask for an explaination as to why it is funny.

[Мастер]

It seems to me that in The Ruling Class the Society of Women Engineers was in the long list of groups receiving a special blessing from Peter O'Toole on his wedding day. But perhaps I misremember. . .

[Dragon Star]

Bill, can you make one post without the word "penis" in it?

Yes. Can you make a post without "tool" written all over it?

Can someone quickly explain to me why this is funny?

For one reason you ask for an explaination as to why it is funny.

Okay, yea, I can see how you could find that funny.

[Bill_Thompson]

Actually this was intended to be a joke. Super Stupid Brat decided to ruin it.

I hope when you decide to experiment with underage drinking you only take yourself out when you wreck daddy’s car, ass hole.

[Bill_Thompson]

It seems to me that in The Ruling Class the Society of Women Engineers was in the long list of groups receiving a special blessing from Peter O'Toole on his wedding day. But perhaps I misremember. . .

A translator and author friend from Japan responded:

I'd prefer an auxiliary membership in the National Association of
Nymphomaniacs.

[Lance]

I think Bill should go ahead and get the sex change. Then his fascination with penises wouldn't seem so weird.

[St. Jimmy]

Actually this was intended to be a joke. Super Stupid Brat decided to ruin it.

I hope when you decide to experiment with underage drinking you only take yourself out when you wreck daddy’s car, ass hole.

With my picture in your post I can't help, but wonder if the second part of your post refers to me or Dragon Star. So which one of us are you talking to there?

[Lance]

Super Stupid Brat

Grown men talk like this. Heh, I didn't know...

[Dragon Star]

Actually this was intended to be a joke. Super Stupid Brat decided to ruin it.

I hope when you decide to experiment with underage drinking you only take yourself out when you wreck daddy’s car, ass hole.

Because you obviously don't get it you fucking retard, THAT IS JIMMY!

El Dragon is Bryan!

I am on Jimmy's and hippie's avatars, if you're going to make insults, at least get you're shit right and pick the right one.

After seeing that you posted this in Jokes, I edited my post out of courtesy, you then quoted me and attempted to make a funny with penises... again...and you failed miserably. If you're post was funny, people would say it was. And it wasn't, so stop crying like a god damn baby because no one thought you were funny.

[umop ap!sdn]

I think Bill should go ahead and get the sex change. Then his fascination with penises wouldn't seem so weird.

Yeah then he could hang out with Candy. :D

[Lance]

What a duo that would be.

[Dragon Star]

I think Bill should go ahead and get the sex change. Then his fascination with penises wouldn't seem so weird.

Yeah then he could hang out with Candy. :D

If there is a God, that would certainly be the apocalypse...

[Lance]

If they bred, it would be a step in human evolution. I'm just not sure in which direction.

[neocracker]

If they bred, it would be a step in human evolution. I'm just not sure in which direction.

That is an incredibly scary thought.

Question is...who would kill who first?

[umop ap!sdn]

Well a sex change pretty much kills one's ability to breed.

[Lonewulf]

Super Stupid Brat

Grown men talk like this. Heh, I didn't know...

From all the evidence I have seen pertaining to Bill Thompson's posts, I would easily debate him being a "grown man". And I don't care what you claim; I want to see direct evidence before I admit it.

[Dragon Star]

Agreed, I know 10 year old's more mature then Billiam.

[Heid the Ba]

Agreed, I know 10 year old's more mature then Billiam.

Mmmmmmmmmm mature 10 year olds . . .